RKS Health: The Great Hernia Adventure:  What Exactly is the Hernia Club and How I Will Make a Fortune Out of it: Hernia Pay for View Event

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Not to exaggerate but hernia surgery is big business so why not cash in!

I am close to finalizing a pay for view event “Hernias the Agony and the Ecstasy” with Fightview International based in Pineville, North Carolina.

There will be three event viewings.

View one: “The Scourge of the Hernia Plague”

View two: “Hernia Surgery’s Deadly Dance”

View three: “Secrets Unlocked to Avoid Continual Pain and Suffering of Hernia Surgery”

$59.99 per view. $120 for the “Three View Package” with a Restorative Hernia Tea sampler package included.

I have lined up the best hernia surgeons from Moldova, Cuba and Punai. Hernia sufferers are a dime and dozen so I look for those with best agonized voices and fear ridden faces. Scientists from the Wuhan Viral Laboratory will elucidate on the plague of hernias far worse than COVID.

Victims of botched hernia surgery will groan and wheeze followed by undertakers explaining jammed packed funeral parlours burying and cremating hernia fatalities.

Secret remedies for post hernia surgery will be explained and sold with an emphasis on the insidious ED consequences rarely understood by those being wheeled into hernia operating theatres in the world.

The Hernia Help Hotline will be pitched to viewers.

Fear drives revenue!

Published by Robert K Stephen (CSW)

Robert K Stephen writes about food ,drink, travel, film, and lifestyle issues. He also has published serialized novels "Life at Megacorp", "Virus # 26, "Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog" and "The Penniless Pensioner" Robert was the first associate member of the Wine Writers’ Circle of Canada. He also holds a Mindfulness Certification from the University of Leiden and the University of Toronto. Be it Spanish cured meat, dried fruit, BBQ, or recycled bamboo place mats, Robert endeavours to escape the mundane, which is why he has established this publication. His motto is, "Have Story, Will Write."

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