Melania Trump Deported to El Salvador

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Spoof News Services: 15July2025: Redneck, Florida

Spoof News Services reporters on the ground in Redneck, Florida have reported Melania Trump has been deported to El Salvador this afternoon. She was abducted by MICE Agents in a shopping mall in South Beach, Miami attending an opening of a discount designer mall by the dog of Kimmy K “Puffyhead”.

Tom Unwholesome, former MICE Czar had explained to reporters that Melania had a heavy accent and was acting suspiciously eating TACOs at the mall and agents identified her as a dangerous foreigner most likely a “Mexican birth righter” on par with Rosamund O’Connell. Mr. Unwholesome was subsequently executed on the White House lawn hence is the former MICE Czar.

Karry Leadhead, a White House spokesperson, reported a serious error had occurred attributable to “Biden agents” and negotiations were underway to get “the old bird back”. Unfortunately, her return may be subject to a 400% tariff imposed on exports from El Salvador by executive order of the Big Guy.

Further details to follow.

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Robert K Stephen writes about food ,drink, travel, film, and lifestyle issues. He also has published serialized novels "Life at Megacorp", "Virus # 26, "Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog" and "The Penniless Pensioner" Robert was the first associate member of the Wine Writers’ Circle of Canada. He also holds a Mindfulness Certification from the University of Leiden and the University of Toronto. Be it Spanish cured meat, dried fruit, BBQ, or recycled bamboo place mats, Robert endeavours to escape the mundane, which is why he has established this publication. His motto is, "Have Story, Will Write."

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