Spoof News Services: Grimsby, Ontario: 5January2026: Reliable sources amply reimbursed by Spoof News Services have learnt of a secret meeting between officials from Canada, Denmark, Greenland, Columbia and Taiwan at the exclusive Lux Resort in the High Mountains of Grimsby, Ontario.
Sources stated the meeting was to discuss the formation of a Coalition of the Threatened (COT). One the sources, a janitor at the Lux Resort, stated he overheard delegates discussing the formation of COT whilst he was cleaning up runny poop from the meeting room’s carpet spewed by a Greenlander’s Arctic Husky dog.
An unnamed Canadian governmental source told Spoof due to recent events in Caracas and on the high seas of Venezuela delegates are concerned “they will be next”. Canada is rich in minerals and fresh water. Columbia has a thriving carnation cultivation industry. Greenland has abundant minerals and a booming whale meat industry. Taiwan is like the Ukraine of China ripe for the picking.
The Canadian source noted the breakdown of international law and an obvious resource grab of Venezuelan oil. “They could land a few helicopters in Ottawa and Prime Minister Carney could be joining Maduro in the courts of lower Manhattan. Premier Doug Ford of the Canadian province of Ontario has been marked by U.S. officials as an anti tariff terrorist. Put two and two together.”
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