“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: DOES RORY DYLAN STEPHEN REQUIRE AN INTERVENTION?

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DOES RORY DYLAN STEPHEN REQUIRE AN INTERVENTION?

Some readers have asked what is my diet?

My basic chow (not Olivia Chow tax loving mayor of Toronto) is chicken kibble. I eat at free will as opposed to set feeding times. That suits me just fine. Polish it off with cold clean water and I’m good to go. I hardly call it exciting but I must believe Bob when he tells me it is vital for good puppy health.

There are other foods that create more neurological excitement.

  1. Poultry. Duck, chicken and turkey!
  2. Occasional bits of fruit. I will eat a blueberry after I play with it awhile.
  3. Vegetables? I am told Dylan the Westie loved raw carrots and all manner of cooked vegetables. Not me.
  4. Cheese!
  5. CARBS BABY. CARBS BABY!!! I love potatoes and pasta which I love slurping up like Tramp in “Lady and the Tramp”. Bread is my regular morning treat whether it be bagel or toast. If I don’t get my chunk to start my treat tyranny believe you me I will
    “advise” Bob and Fay of such!

Bob claims it is time for a CARB INTERVENTION! I don’t eat Wonder Bread or those flimsy grocery store loaves that are more sawdust than bread. I prefer whole wheat 7 Grain Sourdough and Montreal bagels. After all I am a Westie and we have taste!

Published by Robert K Stephen (CSW)

Robert K Stephen writes about food ,drink, travel, film, and lifestyle issues. He also has published serialized novels "Life at Megacorp", "Virus # 26, "Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog" and "The Penniless Pensioner" Robert was the first associate member of the Wine Writers’ Circle of Canada. He also holds a Mindfulness Certification from the University of Leiden and the University of Toronto. Be it Spanish cured meat, dried fruit, BBQ, or recycled bamboo place mats, Robert endeavours to escape the mundane, which is why he has established this publication. His motto is, "Have Story, Will Write."

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