RKS Poetry Anthology: “A Poem Inspired by President Donald J. Trump and COVID”

A Poem Inspired by President Donald J. Trump and COVID

It all commenced with the Trumpster’s Kung Flu

Many so hoping out of the White House he flew

But such a jolly fun-loving man he was possessing a memorable sense of humour

(or was it ethnic hatred?)

And I was with him playing golf the other day honestly maintaining my scorecard with true shots

Pardon me he was manipulating his card lots!

We holed out on the 18th and went to the 19th for a cold drink

Him chattering how the Democrats stink

And he showed me a list for naming mutated viruses

For the United Kingdom the “Brit Bug”

For Canada the “Canuck Muck”

For India the “Curry Cold”

For Vietnam the “Saigon Slammer”

For Australia the “Melbourne Hammer”

For Singapore the “Pulmonary Wallbanger”

I replied “Keep this hatred nonsense at bay or you’ll end up in the slammer”

What a man of nasty manner

Then I decided give the man some of what he dished out and called the latest virus the “Kansas Killer”

Well he became so angry and red in a temper tantrum he dropped dead

Was it something I said?

Or perhaps it was all the Kentucky Fried Chicken he downed on Air Force One

That made him completely done?

Robert K. Stephen

Published by Robert K Stephen (CSW)

Robert K Stephen writes about food ,drink, travel, film, and lifestyle issues. He also has published serialized novels "Life at Megacorp", "Virus # 26, "Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog" and "The Penniless Pensioner" Robert was the first associate member of the Wine Writers’ Circle of Canada. He also holds a Mindfulness Certification from the University of Leiden and the University of Toronto. Be it Spanish cured meat, dried fruit, BBQ, or recycled bamboo place mats, Robert endeavours to escape the mundane, which is why he has established this publication. His motto is, "Have Story, Will Write."

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