Roasted Pigeon Droppings
Time declared they were great
Forbes acclaimed them a delight
Rolling Stone stated they were outta sight
Playboy advised them as an aphrodisiac at night
CNN advertisements promised a special 10% off deal
Good Housekeeping gave them an approval seal
National Geographic showed bare breasted natives scraping them off rocks
Clearasil used them in its cream for zits
Personally, I believe they taste like
The shits
Robert K. Stephen
Robert K Stephen writes about food ,drink, travel, film, and lifestyle issues. He also has published serialized novels "Life at Megacorp", "Virus # 26, "Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog" and "The Penniless Pensioner" Robert was the first associate member of the Wine Writers’ Circle of Canada. He also holds a Mindfulness Certification from the University of Leiden and the University of Toronto. Be it Spanish cured meat, dried fruit, BBQ, or recycled bamboo place mats, Robert endeavours to escape the mundane, which is why he has established this publication. His motto is, "Have Story, Will Write." View more posts
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