Where can those Americans in Singapore be?
They choke the streets in Barcelona
Making the locals moana
They flood Venice and Rome
Thank God with McDonalds they feel at home
They storm Paris congregating at the Eiffel Tower mouths agape pointing up and down
Some locals begin to frown
They flock about in London searching for a glimpse of the King
Most wearing running shoes walking with a spring
Where are they in Singapore?
Hardly any I have seen and throughout the city I been
Have they already been there and boarded their cruise ship
In time for the midnight chocolate buffet?
Not making sense
as usually they are in throngs so dense
reluctantly I get dragged to The Raffles for a Singapore Sling
I see them now talking up a storm their dress and accents giving them away
They are all in a lineup for the Long Bar for their Sling fling
But at $44USD a pop that price makes my head explode
I’m hopping outta this place like a toad
If you are in Singapore missing your friends from the States
To the Raffles you should go
Comfortable in a nationalist glow!
Robert K. Stephen
