WARD 23 A
Eating burgers and sipping Fanta
An entire ward of men gone banana
We watched the idiot (did you have to say that word so loudly) box
Lawrence Welk (or was it Bert Parks) jumped out and grabbed me
But I pushed him back into the tube
Ed Sullivan used to stroll out in the old days but now he is gone
We said
Hello
Shared our smokes and went our different ways
But look out
Johnny is out and beating up old Merv
Thank God the men in white kicked them out (no visitors allowed here)
But shit they just broke the television and we’ll miss Captain Kangaroo and the Brady Bunch
But they have a heart we now have a colour one
Oh wow! Golly no!
Where did that Dick Nixon go
But that’s OK Gerry Ford is for me
Tomorrow we have him for tea
Golly Gee
I don’t think you believe me!
Robert K. Stephen
