Lost in Puppydom Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom: RORY DYLAN STEPHEN AND TIGER WOODS PICKED UP ON DUI CHARGE!

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RORY DYLAN STEPHEN AND TIGER WOODS PICKED UP ON DUI CHARGE!

Much to my humiliation I was picked up today after a DUI!

You may have heard the great golfer Tiger Woods was also recently picked up on a DUI. I have watched this event unfold over the past day or two. Bloated and puffy remarked Bob looking like that rock n roller Jim Morrison before his death in Paris. Can’t be good Bob sighed! Good news…just heard he is seeking treatment

Tiger found with pills in his pocket it seems. Poor guy in pain from his previous DUI rollovers and surgeries? Whatever. Not such a good reason for premature death.

I am neither a rock n roller, actor or a degenerate of any sort but today I was picked up on a DUI.

Let me clarify, Tiger’s DUI is “Driving Under the Influence”. My DUI is “Diarrhea Under the Influence”. As par for the course (pun intended) I gobbled up something that dropped on the kitchen floor and it didn’t agree with me. A fierce gurgling ensued followed by some nasty gas so Bob had to quickly charge toward me to pick me up and quickly place me outside for a watery event. Whatever I ate it was not a good influence on me!

I wonder if Tiger would have preferred my DUI over his?

Published by Robert K Stephen (CSW)

Robert K Stephen writes about food ,drink, travel, film, and lifestyle issues. He also has published serialized novels "Life at Megacorp", "Virus # 26, "Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog" and "The Penniless Pensioner" Robert was the first associate member of the Wine Writers’ Circle of Canada. He also holds a Mindfulness Certification from the University of Leiden and the University of Toronto. Be it Spanish cured meat, dried fruit, BBQ, or recycled bamboo place mats, Robert endeavours to escape the mundane, which is why he has established this publication. His motto is, "Have Story, Will Write."

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