RORY D. STEPHEN VICTIM OF ABDUCTION NOW SAFE AND WELL (BUT A LITTLE OVERWEIGHT) IN SINGAPORE
Dearest readers I have been abducted but with gratitude I am presently in the protective custody of my mata-mata friends at the Singapore Police Force (SPF). Through the tireless efforts of the SPF, the North Bergen Constabulary of New Jersey and the Hong Kong Society Against Canine Trafficking I am free again.
I will be undergoing a through veterinarian examination by Dr. Hiloo at the Singaporean Veterinarian Institute this afternoon. I have not been physically harmed but all these chunks of heavenly Singaporean Chicken and Peranakan rice gluten pasties I have been eating of late I have gained a few pounds.

Friends this is very high-level stuff. I will be attending a press conference with Singaporean Prime Minister Lawrence Wong at 18:00 hours to further detail my abduction and the international gangs behind it.
The previous chapter has been written by a West Highland Terrier impersonating me. DISREGARD!
I am negotiating an exclusive with The Singaporean Times so you may be reading about my abduction shortly.
I will be staying with Singaporean Prime Minister Lawrence Wong for the next few days. Thank goodness I am potty trained!
