“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: RORY D. STEPHEN VICTIM OF ABDUCTION NOW SAFE AND WELL (BUT A LITTLE OVERWEIGHT) IN SINGAPORE

RORY D. STEPHEN VICTIM OF ABDUCTION NOW SAFE AND WELL (BUT A LITTLE OVERWEIGHT) IN SINGAPORE

Dearest readers I have been abducted but with gratitude I am presently in the protective custody of my mata-mata friends at the Singapore Police Force (SPF). Through the tireless efforts of the SPF, the North Bergen Constabulary of New Jersey and the Hong Kong Society Against Canine Trafficking I am free again.

I will be undergoing a through veterinarian examination by Dr. Hiloo at the Singaporean Veterinarian Institute this afternoon. I have not been physically harmed but all these chunks of heavenly Singaporean Chicken and Peranakan rice gluten pasties I have been eating of late I have gained a few pounds.

Nothing better than these Peranakan pastries!

Friends this is very high-level stuff. I will be attending a press conference with Singaporean Prime Minister Lawrence Wong at 18:00 hours to further detail my abduction and the international gangs behind it.

The previous chapter has been written by a West Highland Terrier impersonating me. DISREGARD!

I am negotiating an exclusive with The Singaporean Times so you may be reading about my abduction shortly.

I will be staying with Singaporean Prime Minister Lawrence Wong for the next few days. Thank goodness I am potty trained!

Published by Robert K Stephen (CSW)

Robert K Stephen writes about food ,drink, travel, film, and lifestyle issues. He also has published serialized novels "Life at Megacorp", "Virus # 26, "Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog" and "The Penniless Pensioner" Robert was the first associate member of the Wine Writers’ Circle of Canada. He also holds a Mindfulness Certification from the University of Leiden and the University of Toronto. Be it Spanish cured meat, dried fruit, BBQ, or recycled bamboo place mats, Robert endeavours to escape the mundane, which is why he has established this publication. His motto is, "Have Story, Will Write."

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