THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: FROM NORTH BERGEN WALMART SUPERCENTRE TO EWR
After a very long drive to North Bergen, New Jersey we arrived. Me and some twenty dogs. We had a pee break in Aurora, New York and our drivers gave all of us some kibble while they had a few $10 martinis and a burger at some pub in this quiet town.
At the North Bergen Walmart Super Centre I had an opportunity to communicate with my fellow canine “hostages”. We were not on some group tour to the beauties of New Jersey. WE WERE KIDNAPPED!
Muttnapped for what purpose? Rumour had it we had “buyers” awaiting us. These buyers were paying big money a beautiful Irish Red Setter said. Who would take me to a buyer? My home is with Bob and Fay in Toronto! There were no Top Dog shows in the Walmart’s of New Jersey. A ruse. A trick. A sham. This is not going terribly well.
Our group was split up.
And wouldn’t you know it was Madame Fong from the Family Noodle Restaurant on Spadina Avenue in Toronto that picked me up in a Carmel Car Service limousine that had a bad kimchee smell to it. We were off to EWR Fong said. What is EWR?
Fong slipped me a tasty piece of beef bulgogi, and I remember nothing after that sodium and Xanax laced treat except being loaded in a dog crate on a Cathay Pacific flight to Hong Kong. Will I be sniffing for landmines in Cambodia?
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