The Singapore Times Exclusive: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: COZYING UP WITH BIRTHDAY BOY SIR REGINALD NICOMSHIRE
Sir Reginald Nicomshire was delighted to see me again. We last met at his Good Class Bungalow in Singapore for my Singapore Westie of the Year victory party. He was with a rather young lady, perhaps too young for an 80-year-old man but you know how these things go with a DOM!
He seemed a bit hyper. There were several lines of white powder on his table with a half-finished bottle of Veuve Clicquot.
He slapped his lap and to me saying. “Come on up Cuddlecakes!”. If a West Highland Terrier is a lap dog it will be on his terms not the human’s. But to escape to freedom I had to play the Fong game, so I hopped up on his lap.
Sir Reginald’s wife Prunella, you may recall, hated dogs being allergic to them so Sir Reginald was “enjoying” her absence on this trip. His young lady friend was not allergic to me and certainly was not allergic to Sir Reginald if you know what I mean.
They wiled away a couple of hours sucking up this white powder in their noses and drinking a vast quantity of champagne listening to the soundtrack for the film “Monterey Pop”.
Keith, our butler, rapped gently on the door, notifying us cocktails would be served at the Piano Bar at 18:00 hours and Bobby Jr. has asked him to return me to our cabin so we could freshen up.
Sir Reginald’s parting words were, “See you soon Cuddlecakes. We are going to have a blast tonight. Life is never boring with Reggie!”.
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