The Singapore Times Exclusive: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: THAT NORTH KOREAN DIPLOMAT TO MY RESCUE!
The intense heat and humidity experienced in George Town flared my earlier morning headache and adding to my misery a queasy stomach. Just get me my bed and a litre of Evian ASAP!
But my dreams of a delightful flake out were being impeded by the global press. CBC, NBC, BBC. Al Jazzit Up Zeera, The New Voice of America and the Singaporean Truth Network were blocking my way! Bobby Jr., two security guards from the train and those two mysterious men onboard, Budweiser, Ketchup and burger lovers, formed a wedge to drive me into the safety of the Eastern & Oriental Express.
Ready to collapse in our State Cabin shiver my timber it was Jambon Proscuitto from CNN sitting calmy with a cameraman likes peas in a pod in our State Cabin. Before he could open his yapper Mr. North Korea jabbed him on his neck, dragged him off the train to tumble on the platform. My God a massive international event magnified!
Being so bloody fagged out I crashed into my kip and cavorted in the heavens.
The first thing Bobby Jr. told me upon my wakeup was at the evening festivities Madame Fong had slapped Nicomshire and kicked him in the nuts. Poor Reginald but stupid me for not hamming it up before the press and securing my ticket to freedom. Hot weather dumbifies West Highland Terriers!
LORDY!
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