The Singapore Times Exclusive: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDER ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: AM I NOW AS SUSPECT IN THE MURDER OF SIR REGINALD NICOMSHIRE?
Sir Reginald Nicomshire was murdered. Shortly thereafter Cuddlecakes, that’s me, is named a substantial beneficiary under his testamentary provisions. Did Cuddlecakes know he was a beneficiary hence knocked off the old geezer to collect his inheritance?
Sounds good in theory unless you realize Cuddlecakes, my alias, is a puppy and how can a puppy murder a human being? Perhaps a puppy can be used as a lure but how can a puppy have intent to murder? Someone was using a puppy as a puppy can not manipulate a human, except for food of course! I remind readers please remember this is not a graphic comic where a puppy can walk, talk, carry a weapon and commit murder!
Legally a puppy can not be charged with a crime but eager Singaporean and Malaysian police are so eager to pin the murder of Nicomshire on anyone they overlooked my puppiness making me a suspect. Ludicrous. I mean they couldn’t even have questioned me!
Nonetheless I have been prohibited from leaving the train.
God help the criminals of Singapore and Malaysia being questioned by their respective police forces.
