THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: OPERATION SMEAR, GRAB AND DISCREDIT: NORTH KOREA
(excerpt from White House Executive Summary)
Our President and supreme leader Orville Grump believes Kim Jong Un, the Supreme Leader of North Korea, “is a real good guy, real nice, we really get along but he is a jughead and makes too many mistakes unlike me”.
Kim Jong Un is portly but Lordy he can move a basketball like no other North Korean and if there was any such North Korean he’d be dead for sure! If there had been a January 6th in that land of kimchi he would have given them what they deserved.
Our operative had met with a representative of Kim Jong Un at the Dennis Rodman International Airport in Pyongyang several weeks ago and made a deal and as all know President Grump just loves a deal.
The deal is this. North Korea will field a team in the National Basketball Association by the name of the Jong Jumpers with a cheerleading team the Supreme Leaderettes. In return Kim Jong Un will provide to the United States as a gift of eternal friendship 1,600 kilos of fentanyl in 26-gram batches marked “Peoples Republic of China’s Gift to America”.
The fentanyl will be transported to Singapore through Indonesia and then delivered to a specified Sir Reginald Nicomshire shipping line and transported to Vancouver, Canada and Quebec City, Canada and smuggled into United States but intercepted at the border crossings with Canada hence giving a valid reason for the United States to invade Canada caused by a “national health emergency” and to impose crushing tariffs on China in relation for its flagrant attempts to poison Americans with the fentanyl it has manufactured.
Additionally a Grump International Golf Resort will be constructed at The Wonsan-Kalma Coastal Tourist Area in North Korea and be open for not only Russian tourist groups but qualified members of the Proud Boys and ICE and “Veterans of the Sixth of January”.
The United States will Grab Canada and Smear China.
China gave the United States Kung Flu and there will be such impossibly high tariffs on China they’ll be singing KUNG BLUES!
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