“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: OPERATION EPIC TURKEY: EXPOSED ON TELEVISION PROGRAMME “MALAYSIA TONIGHT”: THE ROLE OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN

OPERATION EPIC TURKEY: EXPOSED ON TELEVISION PROGRAMME “MALAYSIA TONIGHT”: THE ROLE OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN

I certainly will not claim a starring role in Epic Turkey but it was more than a bit part.

Madame Fong and Bobby Fong Jr. had a list of criminal charges longer than Repunzal’s hair. The majority were in the United States but there were many others throughout Southeast Asia including Singapore, Thailand and Cambodia.

A key element of Epic Turkey was the smuggling of the North Korean manufactured fentanyl, falsely labelled as a product of China, to the Canadian ports of Vancouver and Quebec City.

Think what you may of the late Sir Reginald Nicomshire as a pornographic postcard salesman, liquor smuggler and brothel operator but in Singapore he was the pinnacle of respectability with his shipping lines possessing an international reputation of scrupulous integrity so it was to be a chore to persuade him to use a few of his ships to transport “undisclosed cargo”.

Madame Fong and her son Bobby Fong Jr. were offered a “deal”, and we all know President Orville Grump of the United States thrived on one-sided deals (or was it extortion?), if Sir Reggie would transport the “undisclosed material” on his ships to the Canadian ports. Simple; persuade Sir Reggie to transport and the United States Department of Justice (DOJ) would drop all United States criminal charges and “persuade” all other countries to follow.

We know Madame Fong and Sir Reggie were not on good terms, so she had her job cut out for her. Madame Fong had no idea of what the “undisclosed material” was but Sir Reggie refused to transport any cargo he could not identify.

Madame Fong had entered me into the Singapore Westie of the Year contest and Bobby Fong Jr. had fixed it so I won (which I am sure I would have won anyways) to chum up with Sir Reggie as the organizer of the contest and a rabid terrier lover.

The birthday celebration aboard the Eastern & Oriental Express for Sir Reggie failed to achieve the objective of persuading him to transport the “undisclosed material”. So best for Epic Fury to eliminate the Fong’s and Nicomshire to maintain the clean hands of the United States so hence the murder of Sir Reggie and the “terrible explosive incident” on board the train killing 144 innocents.

This is the reason the two Budweiser swilling ketchup loving pair on the train were whisked out of the train at Woodlands Station in Singapore by the United States embassy prior to the deadly train bombing. The beautiful Malaysian Amira, girlfriend of Bobby Fong Jr., had a strong passion for protecting and advancing the rights of Malays in Singapore but not to the extent of bombing the Eastern & Oriental Express murdering countless innocent people. She was a convenient excuse for the bombing planned and executed by the two Budweiser swilling and ketchup loving Epic Turkey operatives on the train. The bombing was ordered by President Orville Grump.

Published by Robert K Stephen (CSW)

Robert K Stephen writes about food ,drink, travel, film, and lifestyle issues. He also has published serialized novels "Life at Megacorp", "Virus # 26, "Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog" and "The Penniless Pensioner" Robert was the first associate member of the Wine Writers’ Circle of Canada. He also holds a Mindfulness Certification from the University of Leiden and the University of Toronto. Be it Spanish cured meat, dried fruit, BBQ, or recycled bamboo place mats, Robert endeavours to escape the mundane, which is why he has established this publication. His motto is, "Have Story, Will Write."

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