TIME TO SAY AU REVOIR AND ASK WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?
Bob and Fay are just a bit worried about me after a few weeks back in Toronto thinking I am moping about and lacking enthusiasm for the activities and interests I had before my abduction.
Let’s face it with the excitement and tension flung my way attacking chew toys and stuffed playthings seem so juvenile.
After travelling to exotic destinations, living the life of extreme luxury, my celebrity status, murder, extortion, terrorism, international intrigue, chicken congee and Singaporean chicken walks in the park and eating crunchy chicken kibble ain’t what they used to be.
But given the upcoming Canada China Friendship Tour, an invitation from Canadian Prime Minister Thomas Bankboy to watch the Grey Cup game with him and the upcoming movie about my life produced by Nicole Kidman entitled “From Hostage to Hero” I am not destined to wallow in the quagmire of boredom.
With my new best friend Raffles and my solid friendship in the hood like Mookie, Billy, Jasper, Hattie, Emma, Lulu and Lady I will be just fine.
You know I always have Dylan the Westie and Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog to emulate. Bob has said several times that I am destined for greatness and of course I will be sharing my future adventures with you all.
It is only Au Revoir until we meet again.
A heartfelt snouting to you all! Good-bye to my Puppydom!
RORY DYLAN STEPHEN
