“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: OF BUZZING, HUMMING, WHINING AND GREEN BURRS: MY MULMUR HILLS ADVENTURE: I AM NO PIERRE RADISSON!

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OF BUZZING, HUMMING, WHINING AND GREEN BURRS MY MULMUR HILLS ADVENTURE: I AM NO PIERRE RADISSON! MY MULMUR HILLS ADVENTURE

Before we packed up and headed back to Toronto all of us went for a short walk on the trail behind the tennis courts. High pitched whining, buzzing and humming all around me. And if I stopped little skeeters and all manner of insects attacked me. Bugs in the forest looking for my blood or flesh! Flying Draculas! Suzy Larue said no breeze to blow the little buggers away you are dead meat.

And those tiny green burrs on my head. OUCH I said to Bob removing them!

Let’s face it I am no Pierre Radisson.

I have a little poem;

As a Westie I love the outdoors

But stay away you blood sucking and flesh biting whores!

Published by Robert K Stephen (CSW)

Robert K Stephen writes about food ,drink, travel, film, and lifestyle issues. He also has published serialized novels "Life at Megacorp", "Virus # 26, "Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog" and "The Penniless Pensioner" Robert was the first associate member of the Wine Writers’ Circle of Canada. He also holds a Mindfulness Certification from the University of Leiden and the University of Toronto. Be it Spanish cured meat, dried fruit, BBQ, or recycled bamboo place mats, Robert endeavours to escape the mundane, which is why he has established this publication. His motto is, "Have Story, Will Write."

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