LIBERATION DAY: NAKED BEFORE THE QUEEN: LOSING A BODY PART Bob mentioned to me in his law school days one of his professors told his class the utmost honesty was a must for Canadian lawyers. If you ever had to explain yourself just imagine you were standing naked before the Queen! Monarchist dribble by today’sContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: LIBERATION DAY: NAKED BEFORE THE QUEEN: LOSING A BODY PART”
Author Archives: Robert K Stephen (CSW)
“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: “CONFESSIONS OF A CONEHEAD!
CONFESSIONS OF A CONEHEAD! Finishing my conehead imprisonment after my newtering. I don’t feel new? Tomorrow at high noon, like in some Western film my cone will be removed! Yippee!! I was about to say imagine if you had a cone on your head like me! But you are human so how could you understand.Continue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: “CONFESSIONS OF A CONEHEAD!”
RKS Poetry Anthology: “My Ninety Minutes as a Palestinian Hostage” (NAMBY)
My Ninety Minutes as a Palestinian Hostage (NAMBY) In the midst of dropping off spouse at Toronto’s The Four Seasons Centre for an opera performance Unfortunately, at the corner just opposite the United States Embassy An angry chanting mob many in keffiyeh shouting Allah is great AND DEATH TO AMERICA! Biden being burnt in effigyContinue reading “RKS Poetry Anthology: “My Ninety Minutes as a Palestinian Hostage” (NAMBY)”
RKS Poetry Anthology: “Was it better in the old country?”
Was it better in the old country? We were in a cab last night I was staring at the meter intensely uptight While the driver was talking to you Of stories of love and wine Ah……the girls of his youth In the old country Many grey hairs less Robert K. Stephen
RKS Poetry Anthology: “The Fascist playbook new edition and old strategy”
The Fascist playbook new edition and old strategy Those in The 50 beware True and tested ensconced in a revised playbook edition Resurrect Mussolini, Hitler and Stalin with a new fascist tradition Resisting will be sedition Create a historical myth of some fictional purity Always better in days of yore secret police required proudly bearingContinue reading “RKS Poetry Anthology: “The Fascist playbook new edition and old strategy””
RKS Poetry Anthology: “COVID Variant B.11.529 Greedy and Too Late”
COVID Variant B.11.529 Greedy and Too Late Mutated COVID-19 variant with apparent origins in South Africa Cases emerge in the EU “Valiant and brave” effort to contain the spread First World descending towards more lockdown dread Should have avoided sharing the vaccine to the Second and Third World instead First World countries far too greedyContinue reading “RKS Poetry Anthology: “COVID Variant B.11.529 Greedy and Too Late””
“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: OF COURSE I HAVE IMPROVED MASTER BOB’S QUALITY OF LIFE!
OF COURSE I HAVE IMPROVED MASTER BOB’S QUALITY OF LIFE! I mean it is so obvious I have made Bob’s life better. He enjoys the challenge of waking up between 05:30 and 06:00 to “put me out”. He so enjoys an early start to the day! And falling asleep with me on the bed afterContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: OF COURSE I HAVE IMPROVED MASTER BOB’S QUALITY OF LIFE!”
RKS Literature: Parisian Backstabbers: “The Atheist’s Mass” (Honoré de Balzac)
“In Paris, when certain people see you ready to put your foot in the stirrup, some of them pull you back by the coattail, others loosen the buckle of the saddle-girth so that you’ll fall and break your head; this one takes the shoes of your horse, that one steals your whip. The least treacherousContinue reading “RKS Literature: Parisian Backstabbers: “The Atheist’s Mass” (Honoré de Balzac)”
RKS Literature: Desperate Poverty and Great Talent: “The Atheist’s Mass” (Honoré de Balzac)
“There this poor young man experienced that desperate poverty which is a kind of melting-pot whence great talents emerge pure and incorruptible, just as diamonds can be subjected to any kind of shock without breaking. In the violence of unleashed passions, they acquire the most unshakeable honesty, and by dint of the constant labour withContinue reading “RKS Literature: Desperate Poverty and Great Talent: “The Atheist’s Mass” (Honoré de Balzac)”
RKS Poetry Anthology: “After the revolution”
After the revolution Bodies strewn about roasted by the equatorial sun Guarded by the stench And still moist from last night’s deluge The aroma Of rotting flesh Calls we bugs to the feast Robert K. Stephen
