“Reggie The Egyptian Rescue Dog”: The Final Cut: We Are Proud of Mr. Gordon Lightfoot and Our Bosco!: Chapter Fifty Five (55)

You may recall Fay and Bob gave Bosco, my fellow Egyptian Rescue Dog, to our neighbour and very famous Canadian singer Mr. Gordon Lightfoot. We see our comrade Bosco and Mr. Gordon Lightfoot at least a couple of times a week for jasmine tea and cake from our favourite Toronto bakery “The Dessert Ladies”. DylanContinue reading ““Reggie The Egyptian Rescue Dog”: The Final Cut: We Are Proud of Mr. Gordon Lightfoot and Our Bosco!: Chapter Fifty Five (55)”

“Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog”: The Final Cut: Why Do (some) Humans Hate Dogs? Chapter Fifty Four (54)

In Egypt I was cursed, kicked, spat on and shot at. In many human eyes I am but a simple beast. Why was I thrown out in the street like an old rag? Why did animal control try to shoot and poison me? I can say you are mean you know whats. You are lowlifeContinue reading ““Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog”: The Final Cut: Why Do (some) Humans Hate Dogs? Chapter Fifty Four (54)”

“Reggie The Egyptian Rescue Dog”: The Final Cut: Reggie Returns With a Prance and Swagger in His Step: The Terrible Misery of Abandoned Dogs! Chapter Fifty Three (53)

Our 6-month rest moratorium has concluded with Fay noting Reggie now has that prance back in his step and Bob adds that he has also that swagger! And I am feeling rejuvenated and totally alive. No imminent threats of danger but can I share with you a secret? I am a wee bit bored. YouContinue reading ““Reggie The Egyptian Rescue Dog”: The Final Cut: Reggie Returns With a Prance and Swagger in His Step: The Terrible Misery of Abandoned Dogs! Chapter Fifty Three (53)”

“Reggie The Egyptian Rescue Dog”: The Final Cut: Reggie Says Time for A Break: Hope for You Humans Yet! All are on a Six Month Chill Out Moratorium: Chapter Fifty Two (52)

You’ve read about a couple of years I have been in Canada and in my recounting of my brief history there has made me realize how lucky and happy I am. There has been sadness and tragedy in my life but that’s life isn’t it. Telling you my story has been like being on anContinue reading ““Reggie The Egyptian Rescue Dog”: The Final Cut: Reggie Says Time for A Break: Hope for You Humans Yet! All are on a Six Month Chill Out Moratorium: Chapter Fifty Two (52)”

“Reggie The Egyptian Rescue Dog”: The Final Cut: The Mookster Leads Hostage Negotiations: Mustafa Has a Limp of a Certain Sort: Chapter Fifty One (51)

The United States viewing audience watching Dr. Phil has now increased by millions. There are more viewers watching the drama than have ever watched the Super Bowl even that one with that biker looking thug and Taylor Swift. There are 68 members of the audience being held hostage along with Dr. Phil and his wifeContinue reading ““Reggie The Egyptian Rescue Dog”: The Final Cut: The Mookster Leads Hostage Negotiations: Mustafa Has a Limp of a Certain Sort: Chapter Fifty One (51)”

“Reggie The Egyptian Rescue Dog”: The Final Cut: Wrapping Up Public Appearances for Reggie and Bob: Houthi Terror at Dr. Phil’s Show! Kit Kat in a Pool of Blood: Chapter Fifty (50)

Quite literally Bob and I have been ripping up the globe promoting the Disney animated film “Reggie The Egyptian Rescue Dog” and his book of the same name. I am worried about Bob as he looks tired and often speaks in an exhausted monotone. The travel, stress and too many hotel rooms are taking aContinue reading ““Reggie The Egyptian Rescue Dog”: The Final Cut: Wrapping Up Public Appearances for Reggie and Bob: Houthi Terror at Dr. Phil’s Show! Kit Kat in a Pool of Blood: Chapter Fifty (50)”

“Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog”: The Final Cut: President Biden and Dr. Jill Visit Us: Chapter Forty Nine (49)

The Rat Pack, Bob and Fay are steadfast friends with Joe and Jill. These American luminaries were in Canada visiting Prime Minister Justin “Black Face” Trudeau on an “official visit”. Joe had told Bob he and Jill would be delighted to stay with us for a night after his official business concluded in Ottawa. ImagineContinue reading ““Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog”: The Final Cut: President Biden and Dr. Jill Visit Us: Chapter Forty Nine (49)”

“Reggie The Egyptian Rescue Dog”: The Final Cut: The New Rat Pack: Dillie The Westie Speaks: Chapter Forty Eight (48)

Reggie lives with me and no not in the way your febrile mind works! Reggie is my brother in arms and a best friend. Not to boast but I might say I am the brains behind the Rat Pack. I mean Reggie and the other guys and girls are but enthusiastic pups. I have beenContinue reading ““Reggie The Egyptian Rescue Dog”: The Final Cut: The New Rat Pack: Dillie The Westie Speaks: Chapter Forty Eight (48)”

“Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog”: The Final Cut: The New Rat Pack: The Mookster Speaks: Chapter Forty Six (46)

As The Mookster and a North Korean defector and ashamedly at one point a member of The Supreme Leader’s Ruling Cartel I have an intimate nature of the snakes in politics. I have an intelligence network second to none in fact far superior to the CIA. It could be because my sources are dogs allContinue reading ““Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog”: The Final Cut: The New Rat Pack: The Mookster Speaks: Chapter Forty Six (46)”

“Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog” : The Final Cut: The New Rat Pack: Ollie Speaks: He Loves the Smell of Napalm in the Morning! Chapter Forty Five (45)

Well Penny claims to be the best-looking dog in the Rat Pack. With my exceedingly good looks we may make a nice pair! In addition to my good looks they didn’t call me in China “The One with The Enlightened Nose” for nothing. While steak and chicken are easy marks for my olfactory abilities’ explosivesContinue reading ““Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog” : The Final Cut: The New Rat Pack: Ollie Speaks: He Loves the Smell of Napalm in the Morning! Chapter Forty Five (45)”