Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog: “I Am Getting a Bit Confused”

Hello. Let me introduce myself. My name is Reggie and I am the luckiest and happiest dog in the world. Please read my story and find out why I am saying this. Some people may say I am “only a dog”. In Egypt that put me in a low and hated position. But as aContinue reading “Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog: “I Am Getting a Bit Confused””

Reggie The Egyptian Rescue Dog: Time to Think About My Past! (A Children’s Story)

Hello. Let me introduce myself. My name is Reggie and I am the luckiest and happiest dog in the world. Please read my story and find out why I am saying this. So here I am in Canada with my foster parents. I am finally starting to feel good about myself. I still have manyContinue reading “Reggie The Egyptian Rescue Dog: Time to Think About My Past! (A Children’s Story)”

“Mutantism on the March” :Chapter 86 “Commotion at Toronto’s Malton Airport”

Montenez pieced the situation as he knew it and was appalled with these half baked idiots. Quite frankly the Quebecois had often received the rotten end of the stick. The Toronto-American Family Compact usually skimmed off the cream in Quebec. Perhaps he could help by doing something to stop these deranged jackals. He could slapContinue reading ““Mutantism on the March” :Chapter 86 “Commotion at Toronto’s Malton Airport””

“Mutantism on the March”: Chapter 85 “Montenez Heads to Montreal”

Montenez was basking in the hot summer sun of Samos, Greece. He contemplated his life on earth. He recalled having promised himself and the Greek Gods he would help the febrile human race however he had little to show for this. Surely he could do better. Of course things were not going particularly well inContinue reading ““Mutantism on the March”: Chapter 85 “Montenez Heads to Montreal””

Poetry Break: I Did Not Kill the Canada Goose

Birdslaughter has been heavy on my mindgolfing on a Monday I hit a goosewith a long nine iron shot that landed in a gaggle of Canada Geese on the third holebird down! Convulsingcausing my guilt to go pulsatingbut the fellow righted himself and looked a bit stunnedlike gas in the United States I was aContinue reading “Poetry Break: I Did Not Kill the Canada Goose”

Reggie The Egyptian Rescue Dog: Canada My New Home! (A Children’s Story)

Hello. Let me introduce myself. My name is Reggie and I am the luckiest and happiest dog in the world. Please read my story and find out why I am saying this. There is a big stir at Toronto Pearson Airport. There are television cameras and journalists like my dead master Anwar. I wonder ifContinue reading “Reggie The Egyptian Rescue Dog: Canada My New Home! (A Children’s Story)”

Reggie The Egyptian Rescue Dog: My Master is Dead What Hope Exists for Me?

As I get into better health I pay some attention to the television monitor in the recovery room. I understand English very well and I see with great sorrow, so great I query if you can feel my heart breaking, that Anwar has been executed as a traitor to Egypt. An article or two criticalContinue reading “Reggie The Egyptian Rescue Dog: My Master is Dead What Hope Exists for Me?”

Reggie The Egyptian Rescue Dog: My Last Days in Egypt (A Children’s Story)

Hello. Let me introduce myself. My name is Reggie and I am the luckiest and happiest dog in the world. Please read my story and find out why I am saying this. After I was badly bitten by that big dog guarding the public market in Cairo I only remember running away in a panicContinue reading “Reggie The Egyptian Rescue Dog: My Last Days in Egypt (A Children’s Story)”

“Mutantism on the March” :Chapter 84 “Reseudo and Squid Hook Up”

Wasn’t it interesting that René Hecklevesque rarely delved into the economic consequences of Quebec separating from the rest of Canada? Any realistic talk of separation should have the economics of such a move fully analyzed and explained but Hecklevesque gingerly avoided the topic despite that without the cooperation of the rest of Canada Quebec wouldContinue reading ““Mutantism on the March” :Chapter 84 “Reseudo and Squid Hook Up””

Reggie The Egyptian Rescue Dog: My Life in Egypt (A Children’s Story)

Hello. Let me introduce myself. My name is Reggie and I am the luckiest and happiest dog in the world. Please read my story and find out why I am saying this. Before we start my story I well tell you I am a 15 year old Shih Tzu mix living with Master and MistressContinue reading “Reggie The Egyptian Rescue Dog: My Life in Egypt (A Children’s Story)”