Your Former Medical Dread You recall when you sighedwith a tremble of terrorthat oh no not again to the dentistfluoridated smellhigh pitched whinescold steel slowly penetrating the gums OH STOP IT YOU SADIST! What I meant to say a dental visit Trumpsa urologist visitwhere they seek classified documents in the most secret places Robert K.Continue reading “RKS Poetry (Your Former Medical Dread)”
Category Archives: Poetry
RKS Poetry: “Scraping the Bottom of the Ajvar Jar”
Scraping the Bottom of the Ajvar Jar The beady eyed onelike LBJ can’t end it with a victoryin a last ditched effort turns to the Supreme Leader for armsto further the “sacred war”after the Grand Leader supplies dronesand the world moansWill nobody learn from the Ho Chi Minh Trailand the Wailing Wallhumanity in the bigContinue reading “RKS Poetry: “Scraping the Bottom of the Ajvar Jar””
RKS Poetry: “Just the Death of a Dog”
Just the Death of a Dog? Just a dog you say?Just a dog 15 years by your sideMorning, afternoon and evening walks The click clack of nails on the floor rushing to greet youThe bark at the door “protecting” you from threats Warm greetings with wagging tail and kisses upon your return home An eternalContinue reading “RKS Poetry: “Just the Death of a Dog””
RKS Poetry: Horny With Stormy!
Did Someone Allegedly Get Regrettably Horny with Stormy? Someone I know well once said that all men think with their dickWhat a sexist prick! Like Adam and Eve those private parts must be covered upor better said “settled” to supress the muck Politicians in particular must be careful with the dalliances they pickas getting hornyContinue reading “RKS Poetry: Horny With Stormy!”
RKS Poetry “Spare Change Needed for Harry”
Spare Change Needed For Harry Excommunicated by King (yes finally) Charles aka DaddyShort on cashTime for a Kardashian strategybut difficult as no breasts to bare to get millions of depraved staresso controversyscandaltabloid fodderno skills but paparazzi cultivationmust keep in the limelightmore will be needed than “Spare”what is your next dare?back in the royal graces yourContinue reading “RKS Poetry “Spare Change Needed for Harry””
RKS Poetry: Manhattan Montezuma’s
Manhattan Montezuma’s In from YYZ to EWRnot having breakfast or lunchI desperately needed something to munchoutside Lotte Palace a chili dog from a vendor’s carta botulism mart?hit the spot but not very hotoff to dinner at 57th for a Greek feast90 minutes later unholy grumbling and a multitude of gasknocking down old ladies in myContinue reading “RKS Poetry: Manhattan Montezuma’s”
RKS Poetry: “Galen Weston Jr. Did You Forget About Kraft Dinner?”
Galen Weston Jr. Did You Forget About Kraft Dinner? With family wealth estimated at close to 9 billion what wealth!So many heartfelt thanks for freezing prices on Loblaws house brands showing concern for Canadian’s financial health!But please at $2.99 at Shoppers Drug Mart for a box of Kraft Dinnerand 4 for $3.99 at competitor MetroContinue reading “RKS Poetry: “Galen Weston Jr. Did You Forget About Kraft Dinner?””
RKS Poetry: “48 Hangers”
48 Hangers He sits in his house reflecting on a failed romantic relationshipon a couch the locale of some warm cuddleshis mind muddlesshe has moved out leaving his heart encircled by acidic puddlesher betrayal rouses so many angersall she has left behind are 48 hangers Robert K. Stephen
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