RKS Literature: Did I Really Lose My Nose (Gogol)

“My God, my God. What have I done to deserve this? If I’d lost an arm or a leg it wouldn’t be so bad. Even without ears things wouldn’t be pleasant, but it wouldn’t be the end of the world. A man without a nose, though, is God knows what, neither fish nor fowl. JustContinue reading “RKS Literature: Did I Really Lose My Nose (Gogol)”

RKS Literature: The Hurons’ Anger Breaks Montcalm’s Promise of Safe Passage for the Surrendering British

“More than two thousand raving savages broke from the forest at the signal and threw themselves across the fatal plain with instinctive alacrity. We shall not dwell on the revolting horrors that succeeded. Death was everywhere, and in his most terrific and disgusting aspects. Resistance only seemed to inflame the murderers, who inflicted their furiousContinue reading “RKS Literature: The Hurons’ Anger Breaks Montcalm’s Promise of Safe Passage for the Surrendering British”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THEY STOLE MY STEPS AND MADE ME NUTSO

THEY STOLE MY STEPS AND MADE ME NUTSO It is all this neutering that is causing interminable problems for everyone! I can’t enjoy my long walks. We are averaging 8,000 steps a day. I can’t meet my friends both humans and dogs. I can’t puppy fight. I can’t tear around the snow-covered backyard. That isContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THEY STOLE MY STEPS AND MADE ME NUTSO”

RKS Poetry Anthology: “Too many apples and grapes later”

Too many apples and grapes later A gasp Thunderous deafening roar Burning acrid gas Hot molten lava Slides down the porcelain precipice A sigh like the spring wind And the disaster sucked down to the bowels of the earth only The warm human smell remains Robert K. Stephen

RKS Poetry Anthology: “The Bluebeard Café”

The Bluebeard Café They mocked us as greasy punks Kicked our ass out into the grasp of Montreal’s winter cold To spoil those bugger’s weekend treat Was going to be quite a feat So we fixed them a cocktail that would cause any drinker to flush Accompanied by screams So it seemed as we warmedContinue reading “RKS Poetry Anthology: “The Bluebeard Café””

RKS 2026 Nova Scotian Wines: The 2022 Old Bill

Few wines from the Canadian province of Nova Scotia grace the shelves of Ontario’s liquor monopoly, the Liquor Control Board of Ontario. All the brouhaha in Canada about promoting and buying Canadian products? The producer Luckett Vineyards is in the Gaspereau Valley of Nova Scotia It is blend of Pinot Noir, Castel and Lucie KuhlmannContinue reading “RKS 2026 Nova Scotian Wines: The 2022 Old Bill”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: RECOVERING FROM THE PROCEDURE AND HEADING TOWARD PUPPY BLUES?

RECOVERING FROM THE PROCEDURE AND HEADING TOWARD PUPPY BLUES? I felt like a slow-motion character upon returning home. I wanted to play, run about and tussle but my wants were not transformed into physicality. It was not that I wanted to sleep mind you. I really couldn’t finish what I started and lost interest andContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: RECOVERING FROM THE PROCEDURE AND HEADING TOWARD PUPPY BLUES?”

RKS Poetry Anthology: “Just the death of a dog”

Just the death of a dog Just a dog you say? Just a dog 15 years by your side Morning, afternoon and evening walks all over town The click clack of nails on the floor rushing to greet you The bark at the door protecting you from threats Warm greetings of wagging tail and kissesContinue reading “RKS Poetry Anthology: “Just the death of a dog””