Do you recall President Donald Trump stating if he lost the election he would move from the United States? As he is not an essential worker the borders to Canada will be closed for him. Aw, what a shame! As he is not an imperial lifelong ruler it is doubtful Russia or China will welcome him. He is now a refugee from power. Well not exactly yet until his coup d’etat plans fail. Was it , “Stand back and stand by” or “Stand by and stand back ?”
As a travel agent and an entrepreneur I have a plan. With my secret sources I have an idea I have yet to work out with my non existent North Korean sources. But whomever the current leader of North Korea is will welcome the Trumper as a “special advisor for global relationship building” for the North Korean government.
Trump will receive a special permit to build a golf course at an unspecified North Korean location and build a resort to build up a sadly lacking North Korean tourist industry where guests will be assured complete privacy from spying.
There will be a television show “Feeding the Sharks” where political dissidents will be offered the chance to win freedom by swimming a lap in a shark infested pool. If they survive they will win their freedom. Not quite “The Apprentice” but a great idea for a reality show.
Melania Trump will be offered a fashion contract to design new uniforms for the North Korean army.
Barron Trump will be honorary comrade of the North Korean Young Pioneers to teach them golf to compete with the successful war mongering South Korean golfers.
American beef farmers, faced with a growing American vegetarian market, will be offered North Korean grants to teach bovine breeding and management to North Korean farmers to ease the burden on the North Korean bourgeois dogs being currently slaughtered for meat protein to try and mitigate the current North Korean famine.
It is going to take money to “relocate” DJT but I am planning a crowd funding effort to make this happen.
If I only had this idea years ago I could have starred on “The Apprentice” so I am trying to fraise funds on “Shark Tank” assuming they give me air time.
As for Mike Pompeo and Vice President Pence I am still working on plans for those esteemed gentlemen. But for Pence it may be a reinforcement training for subservience to political leaders and for Pompeo a training position for how to be a political bully in international politics.