Poetry Corner: “South African Roasted Pigeon Droppings”

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South African Roasted Pigeon Droppings

Time said they were great
Newsweek claimed them a delight
Rolling Stone wrote they were outtasight
Playboy advised them as an aphrodisiac at night
Your neighbour could get you 10% off on a wholesale deal
Good Housekeeping rendered them their seal
National Geographic showed tribesmen scraping them off the rocks
Clearasil used them an ingredient in a cream for zits
but i
personally believe they taste like
the shits

Robert K. Stephen

Published by Robert K Stephen (CSW)

Robert K Stephen writes about food ,drink, travel, film, and lifestyle issues. He also has published serialized novels "Life at Megacorp", "Virus # 26, "Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog" and "The Penniless Pensioner" Robert was the first associate member of the Wine Writers’ Circle of Canada. He also holds a Mindfulness Certification from the University of Leiden and the University of Toronto. Be it Spanish cured meat, dried fruit, BBQ, or recycled bamboo place mats, Robert endeavours to escape the mundane, which is why he has established this publication. His motto is, "Have Story, Will Write."

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