Bruno the barber’s spoilt moment
For years while toiling in an office tower
Bruno was my barber
full of stories of wonder
being the consummate barber requires both cutting and conversational skills
On vacation to Nova Scotia
a stop for lunch
of clam chowder and crackers to munch
Such clam chowder Bruno had never ingested
but after leaving while driving and his chowder was being digested
in a panic he realized he had left his camera behind
and his carelessness jostled his mind
Rushing back to the eatery to recover his precious apparatus the front doors were locked
so off to the rear and a knock on the door and his camera was recovered
but by the garbage dumpster he hovered
and from the shock he barely recovered
that wonderful clam chowder the feast served to a hungry man
was from a Campbell soup can
Bruno gave a deep moan and blurted out “What a scam!
Robert K. Stephen
