Yes it all started with with the Trumpster’s Kung Flu
I’m delighted out of the White House he flew
but such a jolly fun loving man he was indeed with a sense of humour
but he started a trend with naming COVID-19 the Kung Flu
so I was golf with the other day making some good shots
pardon me he was manipulating his score card lots
but we holed out the 18th and went to the 19th for a cold drink
and he showed me a list for naming mutated viruses
I think for him a nervous breakdown was on the brink!
From Malaysia it was “The Malaysian Marauder”
From the United Kingdom “The Brit Bug”
From Pakistan “The Pakistani Pillager”
From Canada “The Canuck Muck”
From India “The Curry Cold”
From Vietnam “The Saigon Slammer”
From Australia “The Melbourne Hammer”
If he had been President still and used those names he just might end up in the slammer
I thought it time to give him some of what he gave and suggested we call the latest virus the” Kansas Killer”
Well he got so angry and red
In a temper tantrum he dropped dead
Was it something I said?
or was it all that Kentucky Fried Chicken he ate on Air Force One
that caused him to be all done?