RKS Poetry: “Lizzie the Spineless Worm”

Andrew the “alleged” sexual predator leaving a potential embarrassing stain
on the royal mane
the gutless royal train rather pandering to the National Enquirer and Daily Mirror sleaze
in the continuing historically sexually corrupt Royal trapeze
no pride on your part nor family loyalty
you dump Andrew before he may be nailed to the cross of perpetual time honoured royal corrupt breeze
before the grand jury even has time to sneeze
Lizzie you are a spineless weasel ready to dump Andrew and screw him up good
what happened to the stiff British stiff upper class lip
you have dumped the royal pride
and have chosen to be ruled by the tabloid stride
leader of the spineless royal worm
before his guilt you have dumped Randy Andy
so far innocent of some guilty spanky spanky
you’ve dumped him like some scum
but please let that not disturb tourist revenue derived from the Royal Windsor drum
such a loving grand mum!