New Political Party to Be Launched in Canada: “Can’t Stand It Anymore United”

February 3,2027: Ottawa: Alexa Terpene announced today in Ottawa the launch of a new political party in Canada. The party will be called “Can’t Stand it Anymore United”.

The new party is the creation of a formal political party from a strong non-party movement “I Can’t Stand it Anymore”.

Terpene issued a brief statement today,” We are now forging ahead with a new political party. What started as an informal movement will be converted into a formal political party. Canada is now 7 years into a never-ending pandemic. 7 years of intermittent lockdowns. Incessant fixation with vaccines and the suspension of civil liberties. Prime Minister Smith has prorogued Parliament for 4 years claiming full democracy and health measures can’t co-exist so offering him a reason to prorogue Parliament under the War Measures Act. We do not accept his argument fighting a weak virus amounts to a war. Why did the Supreme Court of Canada judges disappear in a plane crash? Why have there been no challenges to the inappropriate invoking of the War Measures Act. This is no “Just Watch Me “moment. There is absolutely no need for the operation of COVID re-education camps. We need an immediate reversion to a democracy.”

A spokesperson for the Prime Minister’s Office retorted, “Parliament was prorogued as a necessary step to combat COVID and its working! Now is not the time for the establishment of a new political party that thrives on misinformation. We are on the edge of defeating the virus and have been doing so for the past 5 years.”

Terpene has instructed party officials to get “Can’t Sand it Anymore United” registered as a political party” so a leadership convention can be called.

Published by Robert K Stephen (CSW)

Robert K Stephen writes about food ,drink, travel, film, and lifestyle issues. He also has published serialized novels "Life at Megacorp", "Virus # 26, "Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog" and "The Penniless Pensioner" Robert was the first associate member of the Wine Writers’ Circle of Canada. He also holds a Mindfulness Certification from the University of Leiden and the University of Toronto. Be it Spanish cured meat, dried fruit, BBQ, or recycled bamboo place mats, Robert endeavours to escape the mundane, which is why he has established this publication. His motto is, "Have Story, Will Write."

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