RKS News Release: Ontario Children Are Born Under Cabbage Leaves!

Spoof Media Services: Toronto, Ontario 12 August2022: The Minister of Health of Ontario Sylvia Jones today stated that children born in Ontario are born under cabbage leaves and accordingly nurses and doctors were no longer required to assist in the birthing process. The Ontario government announced a 36% decrease in obstetrician staff will be mandated which will be replaced by farmer brigades familiar with cabbage production. Ms. Jones, an unseasoned political from nowhere land in the most important ministerial portfolio in Ontario said it was those “damned nurses exploiting vacations” that were to blame for the “media aggravated crisis” of a non- existent health crisis. Jones’s background in broadcast journalism has purportedly enabled her to flim flam the masses. Premier Ford at a Ford Nation BBQ stated, “We need inexperienced people that I can manipulate in the health portfolio”. Ontario Ontario Oh is a Place to Grow and Such a Place to Snow You Dumb Fucks”. Apparently Doug had a few too many  Wobbly Pops!

Published by Robert K Stephen (CSW)

Robert K Stephen writes about food and drink, travel, and lifestyle issues. He is one of the few non-national writers to be certified as a wine specialist by the Society of Wine Educators, in Washington, DC. Robert was the first associate member of the Wine Writers’ Circle of Canada. He also holds a Mindfulness Certification from the University of Leiden and the University of Toronto. Be it Spanish cured meat, dried fruit, BBQ, or recycled bamboo place mats, Robert endeavours to escape the mundane, which is why he has established this publication. His motto is, "Have Story, Will Write."

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