Spare Change Needed For Harry
Excommunicated by King (yes finally) Charles aka Daddy
Short on cash
Time for a Kardashian strategy
but difficult as no breasts to bare to get millions of depraved stares
no skills but paparazzi cultivation
must keep in the limelight
more will be needed than “Spare”
what is your next dare?
back in the royal graces your chances are slim
so give it all up and partner with Kim!
Robert K. Stephen