RKS Poetry: Horny With Stormy!

Did Someone Allegedly Get Regrettably Horny with Stormy?

Someone I know well once said that all men think with their dick
What a sexist prick!

Like Adam and Eve those private parts must be covered up
or better said “settled” to supress the muck

Politicians in particular must be careful with the dalliances they pick
as getting horny with Stormy they might be burning candles at both ends of the wick

It is bad enough this January 6th insurrection
but an alleged fling and allegedly improper papering is a bad for the political complexion
and a grand danger for re-election
unless of course it is all a socialist Vermonter’s plot
fuelled by CNN rot
everything ruined by a bloody erection it would seem

Robert K. Stephen

Published by Robert K Stephen (CSW)

Robert K Stephen writes about food ,drink, travel, film, and lifestyle issues. He also has published serialized novels "Life at Megacorp", "Virus # 26, "Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog" and "The Penniless Pensioner" Robert was the first associate member of the Wine Writers’ Circle of Canada. He also holds a Mindfulness Certification from the University of Leiden and the University of Toronto. Be it Spanish cured meat, dried fruit, BBQ, or recycled bamboo place mats, Robert endeavours to escape the mundane, which is why he has established this publication. His motto is, "Have Story, Will Write."

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