President Elect Trump Appointed Governor General of Canada
Spoof Wire Services: 27December2024: Ottawa, Ontario: Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister Soon to Be Unelected announced today the Government of Canada has appointed President Elect Donald Trump as Governor General of Canada who will therefore become His Majesty’s representative in the Government of Canada.
Prime Minster Trudeau expressed confidence in President Elect Trump’s upcoming role as Governor General of Canada as fulfilling President Elect Trump’s longstanding desire to be recognized as royalty.
President Elect Trump expressed his appreciation of the appointment stating this will facilitate in a backward vertical integration of the United Kingdom as the 52cnd state of the United States.
Mr. Trump in a moment of gratitude repeated his offer to make Prime Minister Trudeau the Governor of Canada State the 51st state of the United States but made this offer conditional on Canada transferring all rights to its water to the United States to Eric Trump Enterprises.
President Elect Trump stated, “The United States has been subsidizing Canada to the tune of $100 gazillion dollars annually. It is payback time to recognize the generosity of the United States. I love to make “the deal” and Canada and the United States are winners here. We will start with your water to supply our water starved country and make Canadians’ lives easier as with less they will live a simpler life.”
Peter Polinever and Jag Bing leaders of the Canadian Conservative Party and Never Democrats Party were not available as spokespersons for their offices stated both were enjoying an all-inclusive vacation at Guantanamo Bay with its pristine beaches, excellent hot dogs in tomato sauce and a full range of waterboarding sports.
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