Spoof reports a possible epidemic is sweeping Washington afflicting members of the Republican Party.
Dr. Gooey Gupta, prominent celebrity physician, speaking to The Association of Media Loving Physicians addressed the audience remarking, “I find it difficult to speak with confidence about what I am to tell you as the Centre for Disease Control is on its way to elimination and there is no independent data on health issues affecting Americans to be had. I had attempted to speak with the Secretary of Health but was unavailable being busy watching “Curb Your Enthusiasm “ reruns.
The United States population, and for that matter the global population, is suffering from Trumpgression and Muskosis. This is a severe psychiatric situation and attempts to develop a vaccine have been unsuccessful. The only possible cure is to ensure DJT fails in his attempt to “secure” a third term in office which apparently Steve Bunions is “working on”.
A new health issue is affecting many American politicians in Washington somewhat akin to Tourettes Syndrome almost exclusively affecting Republican politicians. When asked their views on matters that could lead to critical thoughts about their leadership they involuntarily shout not obscenities but rather, “Liar! Sleazebag! False news!”
A secondary symptom would be “Denialosis” where possible “true facts” are hotly denied by a process of denigration of any bearer of possible “true facts”.
Spoof notes that Dr. Gupta was booed off the stage with cries of, “Liar! Sleazebag”. The prior speaker had been discussing massive income tax cuts promised by the current Administration for American physicians.
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