RKS Poetry Anthology: “Legless Lager Louts”

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Legless Lager Louts

A phenomenon in the United Kingdom I am told

A few pints and the timid become bold

Occasionally dampered by a police chokehold

You see them as tourists in countless European cities and towns in the ubiquitous Irish pub

Safe and comforting place to eat bangers and mash grub

Eaten by a tattooed thug

Or rioting at a party on a Greek island without shame

Intoxicated gay abandon is their game

Fornicating on the beaches is so lame

But it beats having to go to a shitty job each day on the tube or train

My goodness the lager has transformed their brain

They are nothing more than tragically inane

Robert K. Stephen

Published by Robert K Stephen (CSW)

Robert K Stephen writes about food ,drink, travel, film, and lifestyle issues. He also has published serialized novels "Life at Megacorp", "Virus # 26, "Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog" and "The Penniless Pensioner" Robert was the first associate member of the Wine Writers’ Circle of Canada. He also holds a Mindfulness Certification from the University of Leiden and the University of Toronto. Be it Spanish cured meat, dried fruit, BBQ, or recycled bamboo place mats, Robert endeavours to escape the mundane, which is why he has established this publication. His motto is, "Have Story, Will Write."

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