THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: THE SWITCHEROO
The Singapore Times Exclusive: Singapore gang connection revealed!
Bob and Fay realized it was time for a grooming. I might have been the hairiest West Highland Terrier puppy in Toronto.
I was taken to Guido and Wong a new canine grooming establishment in the Leaside area of Toronto.
Fay gave instructions to the groomer Jack Ruby. A puppy cut. I was matted so the puppy cut was going to make me look like a new recruit to the United States Marine Corps.
I was a naughty puppy trying to nip Ruby as I was scared shitless. Can you imagine human readers if you were being sent to the barber as a baby! They charged a “bad boy tax” due to my naughty behaviour! Please give a puppy a break!
As my cut was near its conclusion two men approached Ruby and she fell to the ground. I was taken by two burly men to a van in the rear of the establishment and placed in a crate. I was told to “SHUT UP” and if I didn’t, “You’ll be taken to Cambodia to sniff for landmines and die with the rats that do that job”. Rats? Landmines? Cambodia? Golly gee! What does that mean. Please. Please. I want to go home with Bob and Fay!
Bob and Fay picked “me” up after the grooming and they were so shocked at the appearance of such a cute puppy being shaved to the quick they could hardly believe it was “me”.
Everyone in the neighbourhood seeing “me” being walked shared the same opinion. Fay and Bob found it a bit strange “my” mornings no longer included a beg for bagel and toast and I heard them mumbling, “Rather strange. Rory’s morning routine has bagels and toast as its centerpiece!”
As Toronto Police Services (TPS) later concluded poor Jack Ruby was chloroformed and replaced by a look a like Westie trained by the Singapore Salakau gang.
Jack Ruby, fearing a revocation of her Canadian work permit threatened by the Salakau gang failed to mention to TPS her chloroforming.
I was taken to “Family Noodle Restaurant” on Toronto’s Spadina Avenue and greeted by a Madame Fong.
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