OH NO THE TWO BUDWEISER SWILLING, HAMBURGER AND KETCHUP MEN FROM THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS!
There is no better way to start the day with chicken congee which both Raffles and I devoured with gusto.
Raffles is a gregarious Westie as I know him but interacting with Bob and Fay he is a shy fellow. Gotta work on that we have returned to Toronto.
After breakfast into a limo to the Beijing Capital International Airport for transport on a Chinese government jet bound for Ottawa with a refuelling stop in Hawaii. Our fellow passengers are families of Chinese diplomats in Ottawa visiting their loved ones.
An uneventful flight so far as we touch down in Honolulu at the Daniel K. Inouye International Airport. While the jet is refuelling and a new flight plan is being filed with air traffic controllers, we board a bus to the private jet waiting lounge. Raffles and I need to you know what.
Once in the lounge we are given permission to go do our business on the tarmac just outside the lounge.
Raffles and I along with Bob head out the door. OH SHIT and Double SHIT! The two Budweiser swilling and Hamburger and Ketchup men I had seen on the Eastern & Oriental Express days ago are looking at me straight in the eyes. Those are the men that were permitted to leave the train shortly before it was bombed by those unmarked jets. Not only that but they were picked up outside the Woodlands train station in Singapore by Surburbans used at the American embassy in Singapore.
They said, “Welcome to the greatest country on earth Bob and your mange infested mutts. Coming from cozying up with those commies in Peking? Their armies of peasants are flooding America with cheap and shoddy goods and America won’t stand for it. Our supreme leader wants to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. Get the Fuck out of America. And one of your filthy dogs bit the Sultan of Palumbia at Raffles Singapore. He is a close friend of President Orville Grump and a key ally of the United States. By the way, when Canada becomes our 51st state we will be looking for you so we can string you up and watch you swing.”
These louts sprayed all of us with water and threatened us with their truncheons as we gingerly stepped backwards into the lounge. Our fellow passengers were outraged and two of them had filmed the entire incident which was another interesting story for global news.
Disgusted with our reception the jet took off for Ottawa. Hopefully those two fuckers didn’t plant a bomb in it!
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