One of the many
Being a Party member is a responsibility
We serve the people with our utmost ability
So to say we obtain the privileges of an aristocrat nobility
Is sheer and scheming capitalistic negatively
We serve our mighty land and people
Merely a gunshot away as Beria would say
We labour day and night in offices located anywhere including Georgia
The wonderful Land of Comrade Stalin,
To the cold little town of Aldan
Just because we have a five-room flat off the square
Shows how much the people for me do care
My Zil with a chauffeur
Is provided precisely because I am no loafer
After all transportation is required to meet with foreign ministers like Iranian minister Soffer
I’m nothing but a hard-working man
So why the comments about my Black Sea tan
And that expensive Swiss made electric fan
My suits from France are needed for an occasional diplomatic prance
Not for my own personal prestige to enhance
Being so terribly busy we have our own stores
Not because of corrupt mores
That some of you suggest makes us rotten to the cores
We are still members of the proletarian kind
And your accusations are but a fragment of a duped mind
To say to bourgeoise lifestyles we have fell
I respectfully say you can go to hell
Ask any of our folk
Suggest to them we have special privileges they’ll take it as an ill joke
And perhaps issue you a warning poke
We are no different than them
Our happy citizens would heartily agree
If not do you think I’d expel them to the cold Siberian degree
It’s this Solzhenitsyn chap causing so much flap
With his groundless crap
But our censors were on the rap
So he was liquidated from our map
Every citizen is free like me
Oh why can’t you see through all this propaganda of the CIA
And for once agree with me
All we do is administer
And the skilled like me become a Politburo minister
What in the hell is so sinister!
Robert K. Stephen
