I AM A THREE PEE TYPE OF GUY Bob was ecstatic yesterday. On my morning walk I peed three times. Usually it is once and on a rare occasion twice but three times! I am delighted Bob is so happy about this but isn’t this “Much Ado About Nothing”? I will admit as the snowContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: I AM A THREE PEE TYPE OF GUY”
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“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: “FROM THE WHITE ROCKET TO THE WHITE TURTLE”
FROM THE WHITE ROCKET TO THE WHITE TURTLE Bob has noted my speed when chasing squirrels. I can run like the wind and have great dexterity. My winter walks were always brisk and we could always get from A to B Lickety Split. Now our walks have slowed down. The snow is shrinking exposing wonderfulContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: “FROM THE WHITE ROCKET TO THE WHITE TURTLE””
Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom: PUPPYDOM HALFWAY DONE
PUPPYDOM HALFWAY DONE I am now six months old. Can I sum up my experiences? WOW! I remember very little about my sojourn Ardendale Kennels other than the day Bob and Fay visited me at four weeks old. I remember Bob picking me up cuddling me in his arms and sweet talking me. We pupsContinue reading “Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom: PUPPYDOM HALFWAY DONE”
“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: LIBERATION DAY: NAKED BEFORE THE QUEEN: LOSING A BODY PART
LIBERATION DAY: NAKED BEFORE THE QUEEN: LOSING A BODY PART Bob mentioned to me in his law school days one of his professors told his class the utmost honesty was a must for Canadian lawyers. If you ever had to explain yourself just imagine you were standing naked before the Queen! Monarchist dribble by today’sContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: LIBERATION DAY: NAKED BEFORE THE QUEEN: LOSING A BODY PART”
“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: “CONFESSIONS OF A CONEHEAD!
CONFESSIONS OF A CONEHEAD! Finishing my conehead imprisonment after my newtering. I don’t feel new? Tomorrow at high noon, like in some Western film my cone will be removed! Yippee!! I was about to say imagine if you had a cone on your head like me! But you are human so how could you understand.Continue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: “CONFESSIONS OF A CONEHEAD!”
“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: OF COURSE I HAVE IMPROVED MASTER BOB’S QUALITY OF LIFE!
OF COURSE I HAVE IMPROVED MASTER BOB’S QUALITY OF LIFE! I mean it is so obvious I have made Bob’s life better. He enjoys the challenge of waking up between 05:30 and 06:00 to “put me out”. He so enjoys an early start to the day! And falling asleep with me on the bed afterContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: OF COURSE I HAVE IMPROVED MASTER BOB’S QUALITY OF LIFE!”
“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: WHAT’S IN A NAME!
WHAT’S IN A NAME! My name is Rory Dylan Stephen. On my Canadian Kennel Club Certificate of Registration my name is Rory of Arendale 2ND. My father is Kozo’s Gunther. My mother’s name is Ardendale’s Scottish Lass. When I am serious trouble my name is RORY. When I am in very serious trouble my nameContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: WHAT’S IN A NAME!”
“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THEY STOLE MY STEPS AND MADE ME NUTSO
THEY STOLE MY STEPS AND MADE ME NUTSO It is all this neutering that is causing interminable problems for everyone! I can’t enjoy my long walks. We are averaging 8,000 steps a day. I can’t meet my friends both humans and dogs. I can’t puppy fight. I can’t tear around the snow-covered backyard. That isContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THEY STOLE MY STEPS AND MADE ME NUTSO”
“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: RECOVERING FROM THE PROCEDURE AND HEADING TOWARD PUPPY BLUES?
RECOVERING FROM THE PROCEDURE AND HEADING TOWARD PUPPY BLUES? I felt like a slow-motion character upon returning home. I wanted to play, run about and tussle but my wants were not transformed into physicality. It was not that I wanted to sleep mind you. I really couldn’t finish what I started and lost interest andContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: RECOVERING FROM THE PROCEDURE AND HEADING TOWARD PUPPY BLUES?”
“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: LOST MY MANHOOD: SO GLAD TO BE AT HOME!
LOST MY MANHOOD: SO GLAD TO BE AT HOME! Bob was up at 06:00 which is unusual. I ordinarily tell him, in my way, up and at em because it is time to perform my ablutions. Even stranger he had a bowl with a spoon coated in peanut butter ready for me to lick cleanContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: LOST MY MANHOOD: SO GLAD TO BE AT HOME!”
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