TALES FROM MY HOOD: THE LIGHTER SIDE OF ‘CRIME”! We are on a bit of a “crime roll” here so let’s move from horrific to humorous. A few years ago when Dylan the Westie was the Westie of the house there lived B and W, backyard neighbours of Fay and Bob. W and B wereContinue reading “Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom: TALES FROM MY HOOD: THE LIGHTER SIDE OF ‘CRIME”!”
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Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom: TALES FROM MY HOOD: DOUBLE MURDER AND SUICIDE BY AN UNUSUAL MURDERESS
TALES FROM MY HOOD: DOUBLE MURDER AND SUICIDE BY AN UNUSUAL MURDERESS Bob told me one of the great literary influences of his life has been the lurid and sensational “Allo Police” reeking with screaming headlines published in Montreal and now long gone. Sensational and grisly photos particularly murder victims. Rape, assaults, bank robberies, drugs,Continue reading “Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom: TALES FROM MY HOOD: DOUBLE MURDER AND SUICIDE BY AN UNUSUAL MURDERESS”
Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom: TALES FROM MY HOOD: TALES FROM MY HOOD: Murder!
TALES FROM MY HOOD: Murder! We reside in a quiet neighbourhood. Lots of trees. Big homes. A midtown oasis but we are not without a lurid tale or two. Naughty people (not naughty puppies) break into homes and steal cars every once and awhile but violent crime is an extreme rarity. Perhaps the greatest actContinue reading “Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom: TALES FROM MY HOOD: TALES FROM MY HOOD: Murder!”
“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: WHAT A SEVEN-MONTH-OLD WEST HIGHLAND TERRIER HAS LEARNT FROM DONALD TRUMP AND WHAT HE IS GOING TO DO ABOUT IT
WHAT A SEVEN-MONTH-OLD WEST HIGHLAND TERRIER HAS LEARNT FROM DONALD TRUMP AND WHAT HE IS GOING TO DO ABOUT IT I could describe in a book what I have learnt from President Donald J. Trump. It would not be classified as intellectual. Behavioural might be a more appropriate word. It would serve no purpose toContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: WHAT A SEVEN-MONTH-OLD WEST HIGHLAND TERRIER HAS LEARNT FROM DONALD TRUMP AND WHAT HE IS GOING TO DO ABOUT IT”
“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: WE PUPPIES MUST BE BILINGUAL! WHAT IS CAINENGLISH?
WE PUPPIES MUST BE BILINGUAL! WHAT IS CAINENGLISH? I understand English rather well. Some canine experts oh and ah about the 500 words dogs can master. Balderdash! I have picked up the language rapidly through overhearing humans talking on television and in conversations. Despite English language proficiency humans underestimate puppy comprehension. Frequently they revert toContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: WE PUPPIES MUST BE BILINGUAL! WHAT IS CAINENGLISH?”
Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom: MORE TALKING THAN WALKING TODAY!
MORE TALKING THAN WALKING TODAY! I enjoy a good long walk but I like it more when Bob meets another dog owner and talks. This gives me the opportunity to play with the talker’s dog. What could be better! Today there were seven talks on three walks and that must be a record. I playedContinue reading “Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom: MORE TALKING THAN WALKING TODAY!”
Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom: AS FOR POTTY TRAINING COMMUNICATION IS A TWO-WAY STREET: 66.47% THERE!
AS FOR POTTY TRAINING COMMUNICATION IS A TWO-WAY STREET: 66.47% THERE! I am making progress in the potty-training department. Let me rephrase that by saying WE are making progress. The responsibility for depositing my bodily fluids and substances in the right place is a two-way street. You can’t expect a puppy to act solely onContinue reading “Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom: AS FOR POTTY TRAINING COMMUNICATION IS A TWO-WAY STREET: 66.47% THERE!”
Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom: “RORY ADMITS TO SLEEPING AROUND AND IS PROUD OF IT”
RORY ADMITS TO SLEEPING AROUND AND IS PROUD OF IT I have been sleeping around and I’m proud of it! It can’t be a macho thing as some of you may be snickering about as you may recall I lost my “manhood” one month ago. Some of you should be ashamed of yourself with yourContinue reading “Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom: “RORY ADMITS TO SLEEPING AROUND AND IS PROUD OF IT””
“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: “ARE THERE ANY DOGS IN FILM I ADMIRE, PERHAPS EVEN MYSELF!”
ARE THERE ANY DOGS IN FILM I ADMIRE, PERHAPS EVEN MYSELF! There can be no doubt Bob’s classic novel “Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog” adapted into two Walt Disney films of the same name is at the pinnacle of canine film perfection. I mean the film is a favorite of children and their parents throughoutContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: “ARE THERE ANY DOGS IN FILM I ADMIRE, PERHAPS EVEN MYSELF!””
“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: I AM A THREE PEE TYPE OF GUY
I AM A THREE PEE TYPE OF GUY Bob was ecstatic yesterday. On my morning walk I peed three times. Usually it is once and on a rare occasion twice but three times! I am delighted Bob is so happy about this but isn’t this “Much Ado About Nothing”? I will admit as the snowContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: I AM A THREE PEE TYPE OF GUY”
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