TALES FROM MY HOOD: Murder! We reside in a quiet neighbourhood. Lots of trees. Big homes. A midtown oasis but we are not without a lurid tale or two. Naughty people (not naughty puppies) break into homes and steal cars every once and awhile but violent crime is an extreme rarity. Perhaps the greatest actContinue reading “Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom: TALES FROM MY HOOD: TALES FROM MY HOOD: Murder!”
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“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: WE PUPPIES MUST BE BILINGUAL! WHAT IS CAINENGLISH?
WE PUPPIES MUST BE BILINGUAL! WHAT IS CAINENGLISH? I understand English rather well. Some canine experts oh and ah about the 500 words dogs can master. Balderdash! I have picked up the language rapidly through overhearing humans talking on television and in conversations. Despite English language proficiency humans underestimate puppy comprehension. Frequently they revert toContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: WE PUPPIES MUST BE BILINGUAL! WHAT IS CAINENGLISH?”
Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom: MORE TALKING THAN WALKING TODAY!
MORE TALKING THAN WALKING TODAY! I enjoy a good long walk but I like it more when Bob meets another dog owner and talks. This gives me the opportunity to play with the talker’s dog. What could be better! Today there were seven talks on three walks and that must be a record. I playedContinue reading “Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom: MORE TALKING THAN WALKING TODAY!”
Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom: AS FOR POTTY TRAINING COMMUNICATION IS A TWO-WAY STREET: 66.47% THERE!
AS FOR POTTY TRAINING COMMUNICATION IS A TWO-WAY STREET: 66.47% THERE! I am making progress in the potty-training department. Let me rephrase that by saying WE are making progress. The responsibility for depositing my bodily fluids and substances in the right place is a two-way street. You can’t expect a puppy to act solely onContinue reading “Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom: AS FOR POTTY TRAINING COMMUNICATION IS A TWO-WAY STREET: 66.47% THERE!”
Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom: TINKER BOLTS BUT NOT ME!
TINKER BOLTS BUT NOT ME! Bob and I headed out for our last walk a couple of days ago at 23:15. An SUV pulls up to us and a women rolls down the window and unlike one of those crime shows no gun was shoved in Bob’s face but rather a mobile phone with aContinue reading “Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom: TINKER BOLTS BUT NOT ME!”
Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom: PUPPYDOM HALFWAY DONE
PUPPYDOM HALFWAY DONE I am now six months old. Can I sum up my experiences? WOW! I remember very little about my sojourn Ardendale Kennels other than the day Bob and Fay visited me at four weeks old. I remember Bob picking me up cuddling me in his arms and sweet talking me. We pupsContinue reading “Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom: PUPPYDOM HALFWAY DONE”
Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: WHY IS BOB MUTTERING LIKE COLONEL KURTZ IN APOCALYPSE NOW?
WHY IS BOB MUTTERING LIKE COLONEL KURTZ IN APOCALYPSE NOW? Aside from scoring human food like bits of bagel or today’s blueberry I live in anticipation of the next walk. After suffering puppy quarantine for not being fully vaccinated for the last three months it is 3-5 walks a day in mushy slush, powdery snow,Continue reading “Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: WHY IS BOB MUTTERING LIKE COLONEL KURTZ IN APOCALYPSE NOW?”
