RORY D. STEPHEN VICTIM OF ABDUCTION NOW SAFE AND WELL (BUT A LITTLE OVERWEIGHT) IN SINGAPORE Dearest readers I have been abducted but with gratitude I am presently in the protective custody of my mata-mata friends at the Singapore Police Force (SPF). Through the tireless efforts of the SPF, the North Bergen Constabulary of NewContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: RORY D. STEPHEN VICTIM OF ABDUCTION NOW SAFE AND WELL (BUT A LITTLE OVERWEIGHT) IN SINGAPORE”
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“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: HAS RORY BEEN KIDNAPPED AND HELD HOSTAGE IN SCOTLAND?
HAS RORY BEEN KIDNAPPED AND HELD HOSTAGE IN SCOTLAND? The rumour mill has been churning in my hood. We are encountering the usual gang of dogs and owners and the latter look at me in disbelief asking who the new dog is and what happened to that Westie Rory? It is if I had beenContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: HAS RORY BEEN KIDNAPPED AND HELD HOSTAGE IN SCOTLAND?”
“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: LEARNING HOW TO COMMUNICATE WITH HUMANS: THE SNOUT NUDGE
LEARNING HOW TO COMMUNICATE WITH HUMANS: THE SNOUT NUDGE I have found the “snout nudge” is highly effective. When I want attention, particularly when its playtime (which is just about all the time when I am not napping or sleeping) I just push my snout against the nearest human body part and Bob or Fay,Continue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: LEARNING HOW TO COMMUNICATE WITH HUMANS: THE SNOUT NUDGE”
“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: I SENSE A NEW CHAPTER? A DAMN FINE DAY!
I SENSE A NEW CHAPTER? A DAMN FINE DAY! We all woke up to an inch of snow on the on the way greening grass this morning. This is 6April! We are too weary in Toronto to give a damn anymore as after all Iran is to be decimated a few hours ago. Was it?Continue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: I SENSE A NEW CHAPTER? A DAMN FINE DAY!”
“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: TERROR ON A SUBURBAN STREET: COYOTE CONFRONTATION!
TERROR ON A SUBURBAN STREET: COYOTE CONFRONTATION! Remember the Seinfeld episode where Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer were in a certain contest that had some reference to being masters in their domain? I am master of my backyard domain as there I am the hunter. Squirrells, opossums and rabbits are my prey. Last night IContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: TERROR ON A SUBURBAN STREET: COYOTE CONFRONTATION!”
“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: ONE SMALL STEP FOR RORY A HUGE LEAP FOR MANKIND: HEALING POST TRAUMATIC WESTIE STRESS DISORDER (PTWSD)
ONE SMALL STEP FOR RORY A HUGE LEAP FOR MANKIND: HEALING POST TRAUMATIC WESTIE STRESS DISORDER (PTWSD) I might have revised the title of this chapter to read “ONE SMALL STEP FOR MANKIND A HUGE LEAP FOR RORY”. You may recall in an early chapter I told you readers about being chased around the gardenContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: ONE SMALL STEP FOR RORY A HUGE LEAP FOR MANKIND: HEALING POST TRAUMATIC WESTIE STRESS DISORDER (PTWSD)”
“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: PERFECTING BEGGING SKILLS
PERFECTING BEGGING SKILLS If you truly believed in Canine Lives Matter you would not demean our “persuasive food transference” skills by referring to them as begging. Don’t you ever stop to wonder we beg to make you feel benevolent! You are exercising kindness and compassion towards a “dumb animal”. Who is the dumb animal inContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: PERFECTING BEGGING SKILLS”
“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: TALES FROM MY HOOD: NO WHEELS ON THE BUS TO GO ROUND AND ROUND
TALES FROM MY HOOD: NO WHEELS ON THE BUS TO GO ROUND AND ROUND Bob and Fay’s grandson J can’t quite get his fill of the children’s book “The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round”. Twenty or thirty times a day sometimes. Wheels on a vehicle remind me of a story Bob tells.Continue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: TALES FROM MY HOOD: NO WHEELS ON THE BUS TO GO ROUND AND ROUND”
Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom: TALES FROM MY HOOD: THE LIGHTER SIDE OF ‘CRIME”!
TALES FROM MY HOOD: THE LIGHTER SIDE OF ‘CRIME”! We are on a bit of a “crime roll” here so let’s move from horrific to humorous. A few years ago when Dylan the Westie was the Westie of the house there lived B and W, backyard neighbours of Fay and Bob. W and B wereContinue reading “Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom: TALES FROM MY HOOD: THE LIGHTER SIDE OF ‘CRIME”!”
Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom: TALES FROM MY HOOD: DOUBLE MURDER AND SUICIDE BY AN UNUSUAL MURDERESS
TALES FROM MY HOOD: DOUBLE MURDER AND SUICIDE BY AN UNUSUAL MURDERESS Bob told me one of the great literary influences of his life has been the lurid and sensational “Allo Police” reeking with screaming headlines published in Montreal and now long gone. Sensational and grisly photos particularly murder victims. Rape, assaults, bank robberies, drugs,Continue reading “Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom: TALES FROM MY HOOD: DOUBLE MURDER AND SUICIDE BY AN UNUSUAL MURDERESS”
