WHAT’S IN A NAME! My name is Rory Dylan Stephen. On my Canadian Kennel Club Certificate of Registration my name is Rory of Arendale 2ND. My father is Kozo’s Gunther. My mother’s name is Ardendale’s Scottish Lass. When I am serious trouble my name is RORY. When I am in very serious trouble my nameContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: WHAT’S IN A NAME!”
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“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THEY STOLE MY STEPS AND MADE ME NUTSO
THEY STOLE MY STEPS AND MADE ME NUTSO It is all this neutering that is causing interminable problems for everyone! I can’t enjoy my long walks. We are averaging 8,000 steps a day. I can’t meet my friends both humans and dogs. I can’t puppy fight. I can’t tear around the snow-covered backyard. That isContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THEY STOLE MY STEPS AND MADE ME NUTSO”
“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: RECOVERING FROM THE PROCEDURE AND HEADING TOWARD PUPPY BLUES?
RECOVERING FROM THE PROCEDURE AND HEADING TOWARD PUPPY BLUES? I felt like a slow-motion character upon returning home. I wanted to play, run about and tussle but my wants were not transformed into physicality. It was not that I wanted to sleep mind you. I really couldn’t finish what I started and lost interest andContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: RECOVERING FROM THE PROCEDURE AND HEADING TOWARD PUPPY BLUES?”
“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: LOST MY MANHOOD: SO GLAD TO BE AT HOME!
LOST MY MANHOOD: SO GLAD TO BE AT HOME! Bob was up at 06:00 which is unusual. I ordinarily tell him, in my way, up and at em because it is time to perform my ablutions. Even stranger he had a bowl with a spoon coated in peanut butter ready for me to lick cleanContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: LOST MY MANHOOD: SO GLAD TO BE AT HOME!”
“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: LOSING MY MANHOOD: WHAT IS THIS ABOUT?
LOSING MY MANHOOD: WHAT IS THIS ABOUT? West Highland Terriers have a tremendous hearing ability and there is some weird talk going on here at home and on my walks which by the way I LOVE! Puppy fighting is the best! I think they are saying soon I will be losing my manhood. What couldContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: LOSING MY MANHOOD: WHAT IS THIS ABOUT?”
“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: MIDNIGHT TUNNEL RAT CAPER AND THAT FAMOUS ROBERT DUVALL LINE
MIDNIGHT TUNNEL RAT CAPER AND THAT FAMOUS ROBERT DUVALL LINE One minus 18 evening in Toronto Bob and I finished watching the CBC national news which Bob turned off in disgust. Imagine Adrienne Arsenault the anchor saying Alexander the Great was Macedonian? He was Greek and considered himself Greek! I slipped out the back doorContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: MIDNIGHT TUNNEL RAT CAPER AND THAT FAMOUS ROBERT DUVALL LINE”
“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: RORY Laments He is No Tramp! Puppy Pasta Lunges
RORY Laments He is No Tramp! Puppy Pasta Lunges My lamentation about not being a tramp has nothing to do with morality. It refers to Tramp on the Disney film “Lady and the Tramp”. Do you recall that scene in the alley behind the restaurant when Tramp eloquently slurps up a string of pasta? BobContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: RORY Laments He is No Tramp! Puppy Pasta Lunges”
“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: A Rory Puppyism: Silence is Golden!
A Rory Puppyism; Silence is Golden! SILENCE IS GOLDEN: I am free to “explore” my surroundings in peace and quiet without observant and often disapproving human commentary. This may include “accidents”, chewing what puppies aren’t supposed to chew and jumping on the sofa. Silence rarely is infinite as suspicions are aroused quickly when I disappear.Continue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: A Rory Puppyism: Silence is Golden!”
“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: Am I Being Sent to Military Academy?
Am I Being Sent to Military Academy? The regime of enforced naps is dissipating. As I progress into six months of age I am gaining stamina and perhaps at most have two short naps instead of the four of my early puppydom. I am now more of a power napper. Bob says this means moreContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: Am I Being Sent to Military Academy?”
“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: DOES RORY DYLAN STEPHEN REQUIRE AN INTERVENTION?
DOES RORY DYLAN STEPHEN REQUIRE AN INTERVENTION? Some readers have asked what is my diet? My basic chow (not Olivia Chow tax loving mayor of Toronto) is chicken kibble. I eat at free will as opposed to set feeding times. That suits me just fine. Polish it off with cold clean water and I’m goodContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: DOES RORY DYLAN STEPHEN REQUIRE AN INTERVENTION?”
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