“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: SIR REGINALD NICOMSHIRE’S FUNERAL: FROM PORNOGRAPHIC POSTCARD SALESMAN TO THE SECOND LARGEST SHIPOWNER IN THE WORLD

SIR REGINALD NICOMSHIRE’S FUNERAL: FROM PORNOGRAPHIC POSTCARD SALESMAN TO THE SECOND LARGEST SHIPOWNER IN THE WORLD I have previously related to you Sir Reginald Nicomshire’s humble and perhaps tarnished past. Reginald, or Reggie as the lower elements of Liverpool referred to him as quit school at 11 years of age to sell pornographic postcards. WellContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: SIR REGINALD NICOMSHIRE’S FUNERAL: FROM PORNOGRAPHIC POSTCARD SALESMAN TO THE SECOND LARGEST SHIPOWNER IN THE WORLD”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: READY ACTION SHOOT IN SINGAPORE? NICOLE KIDMAN CALLS!

READY ACTION SHOOT IN SINGAPORE? NICOLE KIDMAN CALLS! As Prime Minister Wong and I were completing our ablutions to attend the state funeral of Sir Reginald Nicomshire he received a call from the famous Aussie-American actress on a confidential basis. Kidman floated the idea of filming a new project about me most of it inContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: READY ACTION SHOOT IN SINGAPORE? NICOLE KIDMAN CALLS!”

RKS RUSSIAN LITERATURE: He Murdered for Himself (Fyodor Dostoevsky)

‘I didn’t do the murder to gain wealth and power and to become a benefactor of mankind. Nonsense! I simply did it; I did the murder for myself alone, and whether I became a benefactor to others, or spent my life like a spider catching men in my web and sucking the life out ofContinue reading “RKS RUSSIAN LITERATURE: He Murdered for Himself (Fyodor Dostoevsky)”

LOST IN PUPPYDOM: THE LIBERATION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: WAS MY LIBERATION A SINGAPOREAN SCAM?

THE LIBERATION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: WAS MY LIBERATION A SINGAPOREAN SCAM? Look at it this way; Melanie Lau smells like a “plant”, unreal, phony, an actor. Yeah, just a dumb dog I am! I can smell rotten and it stinks worse that the late Bobby Fong Jr.’s durian juice. Lau doesn’t look like aContinue reading “LOST IN PUPPYDOM: THE LIBERATION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: WAS MY LIBERATION A SINGAPOREAN SCAM?”

RORY DYLAN STEPHEN:LOST IN PUPPYDOM”: THE LIBERATION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: GOOD-BY KEITH! A THEATRICAL LIBERATION: UNTIL WE MEET IN ALBANIA

THE LIBERATION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: GOOD-BY KEITH! A THEATRICAL LIBERATION: UNTIL WE MEET IN ALBANIA Up and at Ems early this morning. I am feeling giddy. After the carnage I have witnessed, wouldn’t you? In a van driven by Keith, our former “butler” on the Eastern & Oriental Express, the “illegitimate son” of MadameContinue reading “RORY DYLAN STEPHEN:LOST IN PUPPYDOM”: THE LIBERATION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: GOOD-BY KEITH! A THEATRICAL LIBERATION: UNTIL WE MEET IN ALBANIA”

RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: LOST IN PUPPYDOM: THE LIBERATION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: PRESS CONFERENCE FOR POST TERRORIST SUICIDE BOMBING OF THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS

A media circus swarmed the entrance to the Singapore Shangri-La. The first question was how many confirmed deaths and were there any survivors? The Singaporean Transport Minister replied there were 146 fatalities including three on the ground killed by falling shrapnel. One crew member and the famous West Highland Terrier Cuddlecakes who had received aContinue reading “RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: LOST IN PUPPYDOM: THE LIBERATION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: PRESS CONFERENCE FOR POST TERRORIST SUICIDE BOMBING OF THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS”

RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: LOST IN PUPPYDOM: THE LIBERATION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: EVERYTHING TO PIECES! MY PUPPYHOOD FINALLY RIPPED FROM ME

THE LIBERATION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: EVERYTHING TO PIECES! MY PUPPYHOOD FINALLY RIPPED FROM ME I understand Bob and Fay made arrangements to fly from Toronto to Singapore via Hong Kong. They would be at Singapore Shangri-La late tomorrow evening. Blessed reunion! All the passengers were partaking in their last meal on the Eastern &Continue reading “RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: LOST IN PUPPYDOM: THE LIBERATION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: EVERYTHING TO PIECES! MY PUPPYHOOD FINALLY RIPPED FROM ME”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: OPERATION SMEAR, GRAB AND DISCREDIT: NORTH KOREA

THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: OPERATION SMEAR, GRAB AND DISCREDIT: NORTH KOREA (excerpt from White House Executive Summary) Our President and supreme leader Orville Grump believes Kim Jong Un, the Supreme Leader of North Korea, “is a real good guy, real nice, we really get along but he is a jughead and makes tooContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: OPERATION SMEAR, GRAB AND DISCREDIT: NORTH KOREA”

THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: OPERATION SMEAR, GRAB AND DISCREDIT: CANADA

(excerpt from White House Executive Summary) The United States must have a valid reason, fabricated, if necessary, to invade Canada and make it the 51st state. The plan is to transport large quantities of fentanyl into Canada, preferably to the ports of Vancouver, British Columbia and Quebec City, Quebec. Covert operatives will then mount numerousContinue reading “THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: OPERATION SMEAR, GRAB AND DISCREDIT: CANADA”

THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MADAME FONG’S LETTER TO SIR REGINALD NICOMSHIRE

THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MADAME FONG’S LETTER TO SIR REGINALD NICOMSHIRE The following letter was found in Madame Fong’s Presidential Stateroom in her handwriting but not signed nor completed. Dearest Reggie: I apologize for slapping you and kicking your testicles the other night all in public view. It was in such un-Madame FongishContinue reading “THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MADAME FONG’S LETTER TO SIR REGINALD NICOMSHIRE”