The Manhandlers Squeeze that meat Perhaps too much of that white slime Chunky rump roast Succulent chop Once attired by a now despondent pig And at the grocery store the burlesque show continues Robert K. Stephen
Category Archives: Poetry
RKS Poetry Anthology: Frustration of a poet who in a narcissistic moment might join an advertising agency
Frustration of a poet who in a narcissistic moment might join an advertising agency Is the poet’s gross national product Limited to 87 poems And from that point on clever loquaciousness Which for all concerned Might better have remained as crumbled balls of paper Robert K. Stephen
RKS Poetry Anthology: Is it possible to go fishing after your funeral?
Is it possible to go fishing after your funeral? The gnawing worms Probably reached you by now Spelling the end Can you be but a pleasant memory Or are you there watching while I string you on my hook? Robert K. Stephen
RKS Poetry Anthology: Post Prune Respite
Post Prune Respite A man isn’t a man anymore A woman ain’t a women no more You can’t tell the difference anymore Anyways most of em are fruits By God Gladys What’s happening to the world? Robert K. Stephen
RKS Poetry Anthology: The Frustrated Pyro-Anarchist
The Frustrated Pyro-Anarchist Fuck! Forgot those bloody matches again Robert K. Stephen
RKS Poetry Anthology: Creeping October
Creeping October Guess who is in town Homecoming The big college game Goon jocks past and present Pilsner fog Purple painted faced engineers pursuing Colonel Kurtz? Initiation rites Into what? Last binge? And the roar after the big play Fat assed frat girls as a caramel sundae/Sunday’s For their boys And we all know theContinue reading “RKS Poetry Anthology: Creeping October”
RKS Poetry Anthology: Anxiety
ANXIETY That horrible feeling of terror Upon waking up Nothing wrong physically they say Based on MRI and trusty brain dye Cognitive therapy Medications Mindfulness CBD The coping tools But I am feeling what fools As I wake up yet again with that feeling of terror Robert K. Stephen
RKS Poetry Anthology: The Insurance Man and the Pervert
The Insurance Man and the Pervert He squats Contentedly roasting marshmallows While hamburgers scream inside As if the fats too hot While far way An ulcerated appraiser Nightmares on his next day’s work Robert K. Stephen
RKS Poetry Anthology: COSTCOLYPSE NOW!
COSTCOLYPSE NOW! Surreal moment 8February2026 08:23 Saturday morning Where are those Super Bowl drums? Flats will not suffice Minus 23 Fifty-six people in line waiting for the doors to open and bask in some warmth Attacking the aisles as if on a Bell-UH-1 attack! If Lieutenant Colonel “Bill” Kilgore were by my side he wouldContinue reading “RKS Poetry Anthology: COSTCOLYPSE NOW!”
RKS Poetry Anthology: Did Someone Allegedly and Regrettably Get Horny With Stormy?
Did Someone Allegedly and Regrettably Get Horny With Stormy? Someone I once knew well said all men think with their dick What a sexist prick! Like Adam and Eve private parts must be covered up Or best said “settled” to supress the muck Politicians must be careful with the dalliances they pick As getting hornyContinue reading “RKS Poetry Anthology: Did Someone Allegedly and Regrettably Get Horny With Stormy?”
