“The Government of Canada is pleased to announce the imminent execution of the Trade Protection Pact (TPP) between Canada, Portugal, Mexico, Panama and Greenland. Canada and Mexico are acting in self defence to illegal tariffs imposed upon them by sham executive orders of President of the United States, Donald Trump or as we affectionately referContinue reading “Statement by Mable Jolly Canadian Minister of Foreign Affairs: Canada, Portugal, Mexico, Panama and Greenland: Trade Protection Pact (TPP): Spoof News Services: Gatineau, Quebec: 6March2025”
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Massive Free Trade Deal To Be Signed Between Canada, Greenland, Portugal, Mexico and Panama “Tariff Protection Pact (TPP)”: Spoof News Services: Lagos, Portugal: 6March2025
Spoof News Services has learnt Portugal, Greenland, Canada, Panama and Mexico are in the process of executing a massive free trade deal with a goal of escaping economic and physical annexation of these countries as states into the United States of America. Specifics are unknown but Spoof contacts reveal the deal centres on Canadian oil,Continue reading “Massive Free Trade Deal To Be Signed Between Canada, Greenland, Portugal, Mexico and Panama “Tariff Protection Pact (TPP)”: Spoof News Services: Lagos, Portugal: 6March2025″
The Canadian Province of Prince Edward Island Removes all U.S. Alcohol from the Shelves
On March 4, 2025 Hon. Rob Lantz, Premier of Prince Edward Island and the Cabinet Committee on Trade Relations, announced the Government of Prince Edward Island’s Tariff Response Plan, outlining the province’s strategy to support businesses impacted by newly implemented U.S. tariffs. “As a province, we did not ask for these tariffs, but we haveContinue reading “The Canadian Province of Prince Edward Island Removes all U.S. Alcohol from the Shelves”
Canadian Province of Saskatchewan to Cease Ordering United States Alcohol
The Premier of Saskatchewan Scott Moe announced today that “that the Government of Saskatchewan has directed Saskatchewan Liquor and Gaming Authority (SLGA) to stop purchasing US-produced alcohol and has directed that goods and services procured by the Government of Saskatchewan prioritize Canadian suppliers, with the goal of reducing or eliminating US procurement. Liquor retailers will noContinue reading “Canadian Province of Saskatchewan to Cease Ordering United States Alcohol”
The Canadian Province of Alberta to Refrain from Purchasing American Alcohol Products Until Further Notice
The Alberta Government stated the following today, “Alberta’s government has also directed Alberta Gaming, Liquor and Cannabis to suspend the purchase of U.S. alcohol and video lottery terminals (VLTs) from American companies until further notice. This will ensure Alberta and Canadian brands take priority in restaurants, bars and on retail shelves.” Sales of American alcoholContinue reading “The Canadian Province of Alberta to Refrain from Purchasing American Alcohol Products Until Further Notice”
Portuguese “Terrorists” Respond to the United States Banning of Portuguese “Toenail Fungus Juice”: 5March2025: Spoof News Services: Pico Island, Portugal
Early this morning the Francesinhas Liberation Front (FLF) and the Confrairia Proud Boys (CPB) took responsibility for the vandalization of three McDonald’s and 4 Burger King restaurants in Porto and the burning of three Tesla’s parked near these establishments. All these restaurants are part of American fast-food chains operating in Portugal. The CPB placed pilesContinue reading “Portuguese “Terrorists” Respond to the United States Banning of Portuguese “Toenail Fungus Juice”: 5March2025: Spoof News Services: Pico Island, Portugal”
RKS 2025 CANADIAN Wine: Sue-Ann Staff Estate Winery 2018 Mountain Bell Merlot: Will This Tariff Free Merlot Lighthizer Up Your Life?
Getting sick and tired of the Trump Confusion show? And you thought Sleepy Joe was losing it? Tired of that rich overly fruity Washington State (or for that matter Washington D.C.) then think Ontario Merlot. You won’t have to think of Howard Outoflucknik when you consume it as its tariff free. Aroma: Hints of aContinue reading “RKS 2025 CANADIAN Wine: Sue-Ann Staff Estate Winery 2018 Mountain Bell Merlot: Will This Tariff Free Merlot Lighthizer Up Your Life?”
Canadian Province of Newfoundland and Labrador to Remove All U.S Liquor from Retail Shelves
Dr. Andrew Furey the Premier of Newfoundland and Labrador made the following statement on 4March2025: “Now, more than ever, we should be supporting local and Canadian-made products where possible. We will be removing U.S. products from Newfoundland and Labrador Liquor Corporation shelves, and reviewing and stopping immediately, where possible, procurement from the U.S.”
LCBO to stop selling U.S products in response to U.S. tariffs on Canadian goods (Press Release)
March 4, 2025 – TORONTO – As part of Ontario’s response strategy to U.S. tariffs, the government of Ontario has directed LCBO to take operational steps to implement restrictions on all U.S. beverage alcohol sales and related imports into Ontario, effective immediately. LCBO has ceased the purchase of all U.S. products, retail customers are no longerContinue reading “LCBO to stop selling U.S products in response to U.S. tariffs on Canadian goods (Press Release)”
Canadian Province of New Brunswick Removes American Alcohol from the NB Liquor Shelves
As previously stated by New Brunswick Premier Susan Holt on 3March2025 it was confirmed today by the Premier no American liquor will be stocked on NB Liquor shelves.
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