March 4, 2025 – TORONTO – As part of Ontario’s response strategy to U.S. tariffs, the government of Ontario has directed LCBO to take operational steps to implement restrictions on all U.S. beverage alcohol sales and related imports into Ontario, effective immediately. LCBO has ceased the purchase of all U.S. products, retail customers are no longerContinue reading “LCBO to stop selling U.S products in response to U.S. tariffs on Canadian goods (Press Release)”
Category Archives: Pollitics
Canadian Province of New Brunswick Removes American Alcohol from the NB Liquor Shelves
As previously stated by New Brunswick Premier Susan Holt on 3March2025 it was confirmed today by the Premier no American liquor will be stocked on NB Liquor shelves.
Rude Awakening for United States Wines and Spirits at one of The Largest Buyers of Liquor in the World: The LCBO Greets Trumpian Tariffs
The Liquor Control Board of Ontario is busily removing all American alcohol from its shelves.
Canadian Province of Manitoba Removes All American Alcohol Off Liquor Store Shelves
As announced today by Manitoba Premier Wab Kinew effective immediately in response to President Donald Trump’s tariffs the Manitoba government has issued a directive to stop the sale of American alcohol products at Manitoba liquor marts and no further American alcohol will be ordered. By executive order, as opposed to the legislative process, President Trump’sContinue reading “Canadian Province of Manitoba Removes All American Alcohol Off Liquor Store Shelves”
Canadian Province of British Columbia to Remove United States Red State Liquor From its Shelves Immediately
In a statement today the Premier of British Columbia David Eby announced his government’s response to President Donald Trump’s 25% tariff on all Canadian goods entering the United States with the exception of oil and gas products which will be subject to a 10% tariff. This is a partial ban only applying to “red sate”Continue reading “Canadian Province of British Columbia to Remove United States Red State Liquor From its Shelves Immediately”
Trump’s “Hamburger Helper Plan” Threatens Middle East’s Fragile Stability: Cairo: 3March2025: Spoof News Services
Egyptian President Abdel Fattah El-Sisi spared no kind words for President Donald Trump’s “so called plan” to solve the Israeli blockade of humanitarian aid to Palestine by supplying such aid only south of the Palestinian city of Khan Younis proximate to the Egyptian border with Palestine. The aid was to commence flowing on 5March2025 withContinue reading “Trump’s “Hamburger Helper Plan” Threatens Middle East’s Fragile Stability: Cairo: 3March2025: Spoof News Services”
Melania’s Melatonin Hits Late Night Infomercial Circuit: Blissful Sleeps in Times of Stress! : Des Moines: 3March2025: Spoof News Services:
Spoof has received several complaints from Canadians, Danes, Greenlanders and Mexicans about late night infomercials hawking “Melania’s Melatonin”. The First Lady is seen beaming waving the American flag explaining there are huge amounts of stress in the world particularly in Greenland, Denmark, Canada and Mexico because of the dismal failure of so many to believeContinue reading “Melania’s Melatonin Hits Late Night Infomercial Circuit: Blissful Sleeps in Times of Stress! : Des Moines: 3March2025: Spoof News Services:”
Moscow’s Oligarch Hall of Fame Inducts Donald J. Trump as New Member: 3March2025: Spoof News Services: Stalingrad
Moscow’s Oligarch Hall of Fame today announced a new member Donald Trump, President of the United States. Moscow’s Oligarch Hall of Fame Chairman Petros Polievchinsky, nephew of President Vladimir Putin, made the announcement in a press conference at the Melania Marriot in downtown Stalingrad yesterday evening. Polievchinsky toasting President Trump with a large glass ofContinue reading “Moscow’s Oligarch Hall of Fame Inducts Donald J. Trump as New Member: 3March2025: Spoof News Services: Stalingrad”
Humanitarian Aid Blockade of Palestine to End: Trump Says the United States Has a Heart: Spoof News Services. 3March2025
At a White House briefing this afternoon President Trump explained to a docile and controlled media group (that Spoof has been barred from) the United States has a heart and will soon have aid flowing into Southern Palestine. President Trump took pains to say he has many friends in Palestine and they are great people.Continue reading “Humanitarian Aid Blockade of Palestine to End: Trump Says the United States Has a Heart: Spoof News Services. 3March2025”
Zelensky White House Debacle: Marjorie Taylor Greene Injured in Fracas with Elon Musk: Washington:28February2025: Spoof New Services
Spoof reporters on site at the White House awaiting a post Zelensky-Trump meeting photo-op witnessed a horrific accident. Elon Musk and Marjorie Taylor Greene, “woman about Washington” stationed outside the door of the White House Fireplace Room were exchanging insults during the Zelensky-Trump meeting. Greene calling Musk a useless drain on the backs of theContinue reading “Zelensky White House Debacle: Marjorie Taylor Greene Injured in Fracas with Elon Musk: Washington:28February2025: Spoof New Services”
