OPERATION 51st STATE: “Managing Canadian Opposition to Canada’s Annexation by the United States of America: Centres of Influence: Politicos and Top Level Federal and Provincial Bureaucrats”

The Senior Working Group (SWG) concludes political and state bureaucratic centres of influence of the Canadian population must be neutralized/managed. The Governor of Canada (Canada to be replaced by its state name) will have established a state bureaucracy to manage the new state and implemented a new political structure. This state engineering will result inContinue reading “OPERATION 51st STATE: “Managing Canadian Opposition to Canada’s Annexation by the United States of America: Centres of Influence: Politicos and Top Level Federal and Provincial Bureaucrats””

OPERATION 51st STATE: Who Should the First Governor of the 51st State Be?

The SWG will make recommendations as to the political structure and governance of the 51st state further on in this top-secret document. The first Governor shall be chosen by Executive Order of the President as after all this annexation is a national emergency as is all the business of the United States government these days.Continue reading “OPERATION 51st STATE: Who Should the First Governor of the 51st State Be?”

OPERATION 51st STATE: What Should the 51st State be Named? What Should the State Flag Be?

The Senior Working Group (SWG) recommends Canada not be the name of our 51st state. Our research has revealed Canada has not always been the name of our 51st state. At one point its name was Lower Canada and Upper Canada. “Canada” must be eradicated in the name of our 51st state. Our recommendation isContinue reading “OPERATION 51st STATE: What Should the 51st State be Named? What Should the State Flag Be?”

“OPERATION 51st STATE: Managing Canadian Opposition to Canada’s Annexation by the United States of America: Lotteries, Advertising Campaigns and Promotion of Citizenship Awards”

The Senior Working Group (SWG) discussed how best to manage Canadian’s opposition to the annexation of Canada as the 51st state of the United States of America. The SWG has many recommendations which we will lay out in separate sections of this document. It is the view of the SWG Canadian “gun legislation” has effectivelyContinue reading ““OPERATION 51st STATE: Managing Canadian Opposition to Canada’s Annexation by the United States of America: Lotteries, Advertising Campaigns and Promotion of Citizenship Awards””

Operation 51st State: Top Secret Documents Expose United States Plans to Annex Canada: A Staged Busjacking to Start the Ball Rolling: A Breaking Spoof Exclusive

Spoof reporter Costas Studialos took his family for an  “all you can stuff your gullet ” luncheon buffet at an IHOP on Indian Canyon Road in Palm Springs and noticed in the bunk seat where the family settled down to a mound of flapjacks and shrimp grits a document with apple crisp toppings encrusted onContinue reading “Operation 51st State: Top Secret Documents Expose United States Plans to Annex Canada: A Staged Busjacking to Start the Ball Rolling: A Breaking Spoof Exclusive”

Ruthless Capital Management Announces Two New Pop Up “Yippy’s Mobile Bistros” in New York City: Spoof News Services: Coney Island, New York (10April2025)

Brofit Margin, Executive Officer of Ruthless Capital Management, announced today on the steps of the New York Stock Exchange the opening of two pop up mobile restaurants to be known as Yippy’s in consequence to the United States President Donald Trump’s remarks yesterday about the yippy people overexaggerating the tariff inspired crash of the worldContinue reading “Ruthless Capital Management Announces Two New Pop Up “Yippy’s Mobile Bistros” in New York City: Spoof News Services: Coney Island, New York (10April2025)”

American Border Communities Feeling the Momentum of Canadian Wounding by the Trump Administration

American tourist sites proximate to the Canadian border, whether it be Old Orchard Beach in Maine or northern New York State both of which are proximate to the Quebec-Canadian border, and heavily reliant on Canadian tourism, are feeling the decline both actual and potential in Canadian tourism and face severe challenges in the summer makeContinue reading “American Border Communities Feeling the Momentum of Canadian Wounding by the Trump Administration”

Vermont Terrorists Vandalize Tesla Dealership in Burlington, Vermont: Spoof News Services: South Hero, Vermont: 28March2025

Spoof has learnt a group of “terrorists” named The Green Mountain Boys attended a Tesla Dealership in Burlington, Vermont pouring Vermont maple syrup and nightcrawler earth over the shiny new Muskmobiles. Some vehicles had “11th Province” scrawled with lipstick on their windshields. Sources close to Spoof say The Green Mountain Boys are Vermont successionists advocatingContinue reading “Vermont Terrorists Vandalize Tesla Dealership in Burlington, Vermont: Spoof News Services: South Hero, Vermont: 28March2025”

Strange Afflictions Besiege White House in Washington: Sanaa, Yemen: Spoof Health News Services: 26March2025

Spoof reports a possible epidemic is sweeping Washington afflicting members of the Republican Party. Dr. Gooey Gupta, prominent celebrity physician, speaking to The Association of Media Loving Physicians addressed the audience remarking, “I find it difficult to speak with confidence about what I am to tell you as the Centre for Disease Control is onContinue reading “Strange Afflictions Besiege White House in Washington: Sanaa, Yemen: Spoof Health News Services: 26March2025”

Canadian and American Border Towns Establish Canadian and American Friendship League (CANAMF): Sick and Tired of the Rhetoric: Salmonlips, British Columbia; Spoof News Services: 20March2025  

A joint press conference convened by the mayors of border towns Salmonlips, British Columbia and Rainallthetime, Washington convened a press conference earlier today at the Swill Motor Inn in Salmonlips. The mayor of Salmonlips, Reginald Twittle and the mayor of Rainallthetime, Sally Tubbs took to the podium to address representatives of the press meaning SpoofContinue reading “Canadian and American Border Towns Establish Canadian and American Friendship League (CANAMF): Sick and Tired of the Rhetoric: Salmonlips, British Columbia; Spoof News Services: 20March2025  “