Category Archives: Pollitics

Operation 51st State: Elimination of Canadian Universal Healthcare

The Senior Working Group (SWG) reviewed the basics of Canadian universal healthcare that through the test of time has crumbled giving birth to a partial but more efficient private model. The Canadian medical system besieged by a massive poorly planned influx of immigrants to Canada, governmental cuts to funding and staffing and poor management failsContinue reading “Operation 51st State: Elimination of Canadian Universal Healthcare”

OPERATION 51st STATE: “The Necessity of Establishing a United States Governmental Structure to Manage Annexations”

The Senior Working Group (SWG) suggests a United States governmental structure be created to manage various annexations as they arise. The SWG realizes annexation is a complex process for which the purchase of Alaska and Louisiana by the United States offer insufficient precedents. The SWG suggests the management structure be called The Bureau of AnnexationContinue reading “OPERATION 51st STATE: “The Necessity of Establishing a United States Governmental Structure to Manage Annexations””

“OPERATION 51st STATE: “Managing Canadian Opposition to Canada’s Annexation by the United States of America: Give Them Bread and Circus: Sports”

Canadians love their hockey. True narcotics for the Canadian masses despite the fact Americans are a more powerful hockey nation and American National Hockey League teams far outnumber Canadian teams. If only they would recognize the greatness of American beer and drink more of it. The SWG recommends all international sports teams operating as aContinue reading ““OPERATION 51st STATE: “Managing Canadian Opposition to Canada’s Annexation by the United States of America: Give Them Bread and Circus: Sports””

OPERATION 51st STATE: “Managing Canadian Opposition to Canada’s Annexation by the United States of America: Centres of Influence: Politicos and Top Level Federal and Provincial Bureaucrats”

The Senior Working Group (SWG) concludes political and state bureaucratic centres of influence of the Canadian population must be neutralized/managed. The Governor of Canada (Canada to be replaced by its state name) will have established a state bureaucracy to manage the new state and implemented a new political structure. This state engineering will result inContinue reading “OPERATION 51st STATE: “Managing Canadian Opposition to Canada’s Annexation by the United States of America: Centres of Influence: Politicos and Top Level Federal and Provincial Bureaucrats””

OPERATION 51st STATE: Who Should the First Governor of the 51st State Be?

The SWG will make recommendations as to the political structure and governance of the 51st state further on in this top-secret document. The first Governor shall be chosen by Executive Order of the President as after all this annexation is a national emergency as is all the business of the United States government these days.Continue reading “OPERATION 51st STATE: Who Should the First Governor of the 51st State Be?”

OPERATION 51st STATE: What Should the 51st State be Named? What Should the State Flag Be?

The Senior Working Group (SWG) recommends Canada not be the name of our 51st state. Our research has revealed Canada has not always been the name of our 51st state. At one point its name was Lower Canada and Upper Canada. “Canada” must be eradicated in the name of our 51st state. Our recommendation isContinue reading “OPERATION 51st STATE: What Should the 51st State be Named? What Should the State Flag Be?”

“OPERATION 51st STATE: Managing Canadian Opposition to Canada’s Annexation by the United States of America: Lotteries, Advertising Campaigns and Promotion of Citizenship Awards”

The Senior Working Group (SWG) discussed how best to manage Canadian’s opposition to the annexation of Canada as the 51st state of the United States of America. The SWG has many recommendations which we will lay out in separate sections of this document. It is the view of the SWG Canadian “gun legislation” has effectivelyContinue reading ““OPERATION 51st STATE: Managing Canadian Opposition to Canada’s Annexation by the United States of America: Lotteries, Advertising Campaigns and Promotion of Citizenship Awards””

Operation 51st State: Top Secret Documents Expose United States Plans to Annex Canada: A Staged Busjacking to Start the Ball Rolling: A Breaking Spoof Exclusive

Spoof reporter Costas Studialos took his family for an  “all you can stuff your gullet ” luncheon buffet at an IHOP on Indian Canyon Road in Palm Springs and noticed in the bunk seat where the family settled down to a mound of flapjacks and shrimp grits a document with apple crisp toppings encrusted onContinue reading “Operation 51st State: Top Secret Documents Expose United States Plans to Annex Canada: A Staged Busjacking to Start the Ball Rolling: A Breaking Spoof Exclusive”

Ruthless Capital Management Announces Two New Pop Up “Yippy’s Mobile Bistros” in New York City: Spoof News Services: Coney Island, New York (10April2025)

Brofit Margin, Executive Officer of Ruthless Capital Management, announced today on the steps of the New York Stock Exchange the opening of two pop up mobile restaurants to be known as Yippy’s in consequence to the United States President Donald Trump’s remarks yesterday about the yippy people overexaggerating the tariff inspired crash of the worldContinue reading “Ruthless Capital Management Announces Two New Pop Up “Yippy’s Mobile Bistros” in New York City: Spoof News Services: Coney Island, New York (10April2025)”

American Border Communities Feeling the Momentum of Canadian Wounding by the Trump Administration

American tourist sites proximate to the Canadian border, whether it be Old Orchard Beach in Maine or northern New York State both of which are proximate to the Quebec-Canadian border, and heavily reliant on Canadian tourism, are feeling the decline both actual and potential in Canadian tourism and face severe challenges in the summer makeContinue reading “American Border Communities Feeling the Momentum of Canadian Wounding by the Trump Administration”