The province of Ontario will be having an election 27February2025. All parties in the electoral fracas have expressed concern over the imposition of steep tariffs by executive fiat of President Donald Trump of the United States. The current Ontario Progressive Conservative Party premier of Ontario, Doug Ford, has pumped up the electoral slogan of “ProtectContinue reading “Ontario Progressive Conservative Party and The Liberal Party of Ontario: Stepping in Super Bowl DOO DOO?”
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TRUMP AGRESSION TOWARDS CANADA: Liquor Control Board of Ontario (LCBO) Hard At Work Protecting The Interests of Ontario
The Ontario Progressive Conservative Party has “Protect Ontario” as one of its electoral slogans for the upcoming 27February2025 provincial election. Premier Doug Ford, as his fellow premiers of Canada, has focused on the low hanging and visible fruit of American alcohol particularly bourbon, as a punitive target but has waited to remove all American alcoholContinue reading “TRUMP AGRESSION TOWARDS CANADA: Liquor Control Board of Ontario (LCBO) Hard At Work Protecting The Interests of Ontario”
Spoof News Services: Ukraine “Conflict” to End: (Mired Lang, Florida: 12February2025)
The White House announced today the cessation of the Ukrainian Conflict. Crimea will revert to joint ownership of Russia, North Korea and Mired Lang Investments of Kushner, Michigan. The American sector of Crimea will be managed by Mired Lang Investments and will be subject to resort development. Doge Musky, president of Mired Lang Investments, expressedContinue reading “Spoof News Services: Ukraine “Conflict” to End: (Mired Lang, Florida: 12February2025)”
Spoof News Services: American Military Vehicles Spotted in Potsdam, New York Near Canadian Border: Kingston, Ontario:11January2025
Cadets at the Royal Military College in Kingston, Ontario reported sightings of numerous American military vehicles in the Potsdam, New York area. Using drones they detected at least 35 tanks without any military markings and similarly some 75 troop transport trucks all with a “51” painted in a makeshift manner on their exteriors. President OranContinue reading “Spoof News Services: American Military Vehicles Spotted in Potsdam, New York Near Canadian Border: Kingston, Ontario:11January2025”
Spoof News Services: White House Releases Pictures of VIP Guantanamo Bay Accommodations: Baltimore, Maryland: 9February2025
The White House released pictures today of VIP accommodations for top level guests of the Government of the United States. Canadian and Panamanian guests are currently enjoying the facilities and a US Airforce Super Galaxy C-5-M aircraft will be shortly ferrying Greenlander guests to the facility. In addition to a full range of leisure activitiesContinue reading “Spoof News Services: White House Releases Pictures of VIP Guantanamo Bay Accommodations: Baltimore, Maryland: 9February2025”
Spoof News Services: White House Announces the Manufacture of a Golden Age B-52 Automobile: Emporia, Virginia 9February2025
Beaming with pride the Vice President of the United States, Jimbo Nochance, announced a new partnership between Musk Automotive and Tesla Manufacturing will be producing a car for the people that recognizes President Oran Crapaud’s magnificent statement, “Drill Baby Drill”. Nochance added the car will be a gas guzzler like all cars were years ago.Continue reading “Spoof News Services: White House Announces the Manufacture of a Golden Age B-52 Automobile: Emporia, Virginia 9February2025”
Spoof News Services: Elon Musk Unelected Special Adviser for the Institution of American Ideals Announces Establishment of Golden Age Liquor and the Abolishment of the Boy Scouts of America: Muskgarten, Bavaria, Germany: 9February2025
Elon Musk, Special Adviser for the Institution of America Ideals, today in Munich, Germany at a fund raiser and flag waving ceremony of the AfD announced the establishment of a new brand of spirits named “Golden Age Liquor”. The labels will feature a picture of Musk’s famous and patriotic fist salute he stated “inspired nations”.Continue reading “Spoof News Services: Elon Musk Unelected Special Adviser for the Institution of American Ideals Announces Establishment of Golden Age Liquor and the Abolishment of the Boy Scouts of America: Muskgarten, Bavaria, Germany: 9February2025”
Spoof News Services: Panama City: 1March2025: Canadians, Panamanians and Greenlanders Should Be Treated as Cattle Says Cristal “Yee Haw” Numbhead
Secretary of Homeland Paranoia of the United States, Cristal “Yee Haw” Numbhead attending a hoedown at The American Golden Age Cultural Centre in Panama City likened Canadians, Panamanians and Greenlanders to cattle. Numbhead proudly wearing her cowboy hat indoors (a great cultural no no in Texas) stated, “As an experienced cattle rancher I have anContinue reading “Spoof News Services: Panama City: 1March2025: Canadians, Panamanians and Greenlanders Should Be Treated as Cattle Says Cristal “Yee Haw” Numbhead”
Press Release: Spoof News Service: Secret Service Dismantled by Elon Musk and Replaced by a New Republican Guard
Plattsburg, New York: 8February2025: Elon Musk’s Office of Slash and Burn announced today the dismantling of the Secret Service noting its fraud, corruption and incompetence as threatening the arrival of America’s Golden Age. Musk stated, “Our glorious leader presents Americans with the arrival of a Golden Age which will sweep throughout our great country increasedContinue reading “Press Release: Spoof News Service: Secret Service Dismantled by Elon Musk and Replaced by a New Republican Guard”
Press Release: Spoof News Services: Canadian Ministry of Health Recommends Super Bowl LIX Quarantine for Sanity and Sovereignty
Toronto: (8February2025): The Minister of Health of Canada Rosie Boilscab addressed Canadians on national television this morning urging Canadians to avoid watching the upcoming Super Bowl. She stated ,”Given the increase of cases of severe psychiatric disturbances amongst Canadians, particularly Post Trumpmatic Stress Disorder and Trumplfluenza it is essential Canadians quarantine themselves from a massiveContinue reading “Press Release: Spoof News Services: Canadian Ministry of Health Recommends Super Bowl LIX Quarantine for Sanity and Sovereignty “
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