The White House released pictures today of VIP accommodations for top level guests of the Government of the United States. Canadian and Panamanian guests are currently enjoying the facilities and a US Airforce Super Galaxy C-5-M aircraft will be shortly ferrying Greenlander guests to the facility. In addition to a full range of leisure activitiesContinue reading “Spoof News Services: White House Releases Pictures of VIP Guantanamo Bay Accommodations: Baltimore, Maryland: 9February2025”
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Spoof News Services: White House Announces the Manufacture of a Golden Age B-52 Automobile: Emporia, Virginia 9February2025
Beaming with pride the Vice President of the United States, Jimbo Nochance, announced a new partnership between Musk Automotive and Tesla Manufacturing will be producing a car for the people that recognizes President Oran Crapaud’s magnificent statement, “Drill Baby Drill”. Nochance added the car will be a gas guzzler like all cars were years ago.Continue reading “Spoof News Services: White House Announces the Manufacture of a Golden Age B-52 Automobile: Emporia, Virginia 9February2025”
Spoof News Services: Elon Musk Unelected Special Adviser for the Institution of American Ideals Announces Establishment of Golden Age Liquor and the Abolishment of the Boy Scouts of America: Muskgarten, Bavaria, Germany: 9February2025
Elon Musk, Special Adviser for the Institution of America Ideals, today in Munich, Germany at a fund raiser and flag waving ceremony of the AfD announced the establishment of a new brand of spirits named “Golden Age Liquor”. The labels will feature a picture of Musk’s famous and patriotic fist salute he stated “inspired nations”.Continue reading “Spoof News Services: Elon Musk Unelected Special Adviser for the Institution of American Ideals Announces Establishment of Golden Age Liquor and the Abolishment of the Boy Scouts of America: Muskgarten, Bavaria, Germany: 9February2025”
Spoof News Services: Panama City: 1March2025: Canadians, Panamanians and Greenlanders Should Be Treated as Cattle Says Cristal “Yee Haw” Numbhead
Secretary of Homeland Paranoia of the United States, Cristal “Yee Haw” Numbhead attending a hoedown at The American Golden Age Cultural Centre in Panama City likened Canadians, Panamanians and Greenlanders to cattle. Numbhead proudly wearing her cowboy hat indoors (a great cultural no no in Texas) stated, “As an experienced cattle rancher I have anContinue reading “Spoof News Services: Panama City: 1March2025: Canadians, Panamanians and Greenlanders Should Be Treated as Cattle Says Cristal “Yee Haw” Numbhead”
Press Release: Spoof News Service: Secret Service Dismantled by Elon Musk and Replaced by a New Republican Guard
Plattsburg, New York: 8February2025: Elon Musk’s Office of Slash and Burn announced today the dismantling of the Secret Service noting its fraud, corruption and incompetence as threatening the arrival of America’s Golden Age. Musk stated, “Our glorious leader presents Americans with the arrival of a Golden Age which will sweep throughout our great country increasedContinue reading “Press Release: Spoof News Service: Secret Service Dismantled by Elon Musk and Replaced by a New Republican Guard”
Press Release: Spoof News Services: Canadian Ministry of Health Recommends Super Bowl LIX Quarantine for Sanity and Sovereignty
Toronto: (8February2025): The Minister of Health of Canada Rosie Boilscab addressed Canadians on national television this morning urging Canadians to avoid watching the upcoming Super Bowl. She stated ,”Given the increase of cases of severe psychiatric disturbances amongst Canadians, particularly Post Trumpmatic Stress Disorder and Trumplfluenza it is essential Canadians quarantine themselves from a massiveContinue reading “Press Release: Spoof News Services: Canadian Ministry of Health Recommends Super Bowl LIX Quarantine for Sanity and Sovereignty “
Press Release: Spoof News Services: 2,146,000 Gaza Palestinians to be Relocated to the Northwest Territories in Canada: Ottawa: 26March2025
Peter Polygrip, the Prime Minister of Canada, announced today that Canada will resettle 2,146,000 Palestinians from Gaza to its Northwest Territories. Prime Minister Polygrip remarked that considering the deep friendship between Canadians and Americans it is the least we can do to assist our fellow neighbours citing the Gaza is a key manufacturer of fentanylContinue reading “Press Release: Spoof News Services: 2,146,000 Gaza Palestinians to be Relocated to the Northwest Territories in Canada: Ottawa: 26March2025”
Post Trumpmatic Stress Syndrome Sweeping Canada
Spoof News Services: Niagara-on-the-Lake, Ontario: 6February2025: The Minister of Well Being of Canada, Dr. Hellbert Humdinger, announced today sporadic swells of a new physiological-psychiatric disease are rapidly spreading throughout the country. Scientists at the Psychiatric Centre for Canadian Mental Health in Hamilton, Ontario have identified the affliction as romanempoerosisbactilius. The cause has been preliminarily attributedContinue reading “Post Trumpmatic Stress Syndrome Sweeping Canada”
RKS 2025 CANADIAN Wine: Liquor Control Board of Ontario: Cry Me A River! Too Little Too Late
Rah! Rah! Rah! The LCBO has boldly gone where no man would go! No not to the moon but threatening to remove all wines produced in the United States from its shelves then backing off and not implementing its threat. Buy Ontario wines! Rah! Rah! Rah! Seems they suddenly, as politically directed, truly wish toContinue reading “RKS 2025 CANADIAN Wine: Liquor Control Board of Ontario: Cry Me A River! Too Little Too Late”
Press Release from the Office of Santa Claus Concerning Trump Tariffs
10January2025: North Pole: Spoof Wire Services Santa Claus held a press conference this morning at his North Pole headquarters and workshop. The following statement was issued post press conference wherein Santa Claus stated: “It is with great concern that yesterday I received notice from the office of President Elect Donald J. Trump of the UnitedContinue reading “Press Release from the Office of Santa Claus Concerning Trump Tariffs”
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