On 4March2025 Nova Scotia Premier Tim Houston announced effective immediately that the government will direct the Nova Scotia Liquor Corp to remove all alcohol from the United States from their shelves stating that the first time this was done it was considered an effective response and hurt American producers who rely on Canadian markets. ThereContinue reading “Canadian Province of Nova Scotia Removes All United States Alcohol from the Shelves of the Nova Scotia Liquor Corp Immediately”
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Wayne Gretzky Statue Vandalized in Edmonton: Spoof News Services: Edmonton, Alberta: 28February2025
In the early morning hours a statue of hockey great Wayne Gretzky was vandalized in the West Edmonton Mall. Philly cheesesteak was smeared all over The Great One. Placards were left behind stating “Ungreat the Great One”, “Stay in Los Angeles with your movie star friends” and “Go Play Golf With Your Orange Toad Friend”.Continue reading “Wayne Gretzky Statue Vandalized in Edmonton: Spoof News Services: Edmonton, Alberta: 28February2025”
Press Release: Spoof News Services: 2,146,000 Gaza Palestinians to be Relocated to the Northwest Territories in Canada: Ottawa: 26March2025
Peter Polygrip, the Prime Minister of Canada, announced today that Canada will resettle 2,146,000 Palestinians from Gaza to its Northwest Territories. Prime Minister Polygrip remarked that considering the deep friendship between Canadians and Americans it is the least we can do to assist our fellow neighbours citing the Gaza is a key manufacturer of fentanylContinue reading “Press Release: Spoof News Services: 2,146,000 Gaza Palestinians to be Relocated to the Northwest Territories in Canada: Ottawa: 26March2025”
Post Trumpmatic Stress Syndrome Sweeping Canada
Spoof News Services: Niagara-on-the-Lake, Ontario: 6February2025: The Minister of Well Being of Canada, Dr. Hellbert Humdinger, announced today sporadic swells of a new physiological-psychiatric disease are rapidly spreading throughout the country. Scientists at the Psychiatric Centre for Canadian Mental Health in Hamilton, Ontario have identified the affliction as romanempoerosisbactilius. The cause has been preliminarily attributedContinue reading “Post Trumpmatic Stress Syndrome Sweeping Canada”
(Trumpian Tariff War): Department of Finance of Canada Lists Various Types of American Beer, Wine, Spirits and Alcoholic Beverages Subject to 4February2025 Tariff of 25%
The 25% tariff is effective 4February2025 and will remain in effect until Trump tariffs end. The Department of Finance product list and backgrounder can be accessed below. https://www.canada.ca/en/department-finance/news/2025/02/list-of-products-from-the-united-states-subject-to-25-per-cent-tariffs-effective-february-4-2025.html
