Canadian grandmother, 89-year-old Prunella Cottswald, self immolated this morning outside the British Embassy in Ottawa, Ontario. The last words uttered by the frail Cottswald were reportedly, “Bonnie Chicken Charles” referring to the refusal of King Charles to defend Canada against the annexation threats to it posed by President of the United States to make CanadaContinue reading “Canadian Grandmother Self Immolates in Ottawa Outside of British Embassy: Last Words Were “Bonnie Chicken Charles”: Spoof News Services: Ottawa:28February2025”
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The Voice of the Golden Age: Animalistic Canadians Engage in Horrible Acts of Anti-American Violence: Plattsburg, New York: 19Febraury2025
Two days ago violence crazed Canadians uselessly opposing becoming the 51st state of our glorious United States smashed up McDonalds and Kentucky Fried Chicken outlets in a Canada wide spasm of anti-Americanism. Added to the illogical generalized hostility towards the United States the unruly mobs protested the “quarantine” and transportation of Guelph Ontario grade oneContinue reading “The Voice of the Golden Age: Animalistic Canadians Engage in Horrible Acts of Anti-American Violence: Plattsburg, New York: 19Febraury2025”
Spoof News Services: Anti-Trump/Pro Pickenbobber Riots Sweep Through Canada: Hillier, Ontario: Hostage Negotiations for Canadian First Grader Underway: 19February2025
Thousands of ordinarily polite Canadians took to the streets yesterday denouncing the imperialistic ambitions of American President Donald Trump currently cavorting bare-chested on a magnificent stallion with President Vladimir Putin at the President’s villa on the Black Sea celebrating the partition of Ukraine. The core of this Canadian fury centred around the detention and kidnappingContinue reading “Spoof News Services: Anti-Trump/Pro Pickenbobber Riots Sweep Through Canada: Hillier, Ontario: Hostage Negotiations for Canadian First Grader Underway: 19February2025”
Spoof News Services: Ebola Virus Threatens Florida: Canadian First Grader at Toronto Blue Jays Training Camp in Dunedin Florida Arrested and Deported to Guantanamo Bay: Dunedin, Florida: 18February2025
Grade one student, Amy Pickenbobber, from Guelph, Ontario was arrested at the ballpark and escorted to the “Deportee Express” Super Galaxy U.S. military cargo plane earlier this week. Pickenbobber was last observed clutching her stuffed animal “Mr. Monkey” shouting, “Mommy, the bastards are taking me!” Pickenbobber is the youngest child of Horst and Getrude PickenbobberContinue reading “Spoof News Services: Ebola Virus Threatens Florida: Canadian First Grader at Toronto Blue Jays Training Camp in Dunedin Florida Arrested and Deported to Guantanamo Bay: Dunedin, Florida: 18February2025”
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