“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: WHAT A SEVEN-MONTH-OLD WEST HIGHLAND TERRIER HAS LEARNT FROM DONALD TRUMP AND WHAT HE IS GOING TO DO ABOUT IT

WHAT A SEVEN-MONTH-OLD WEST HIGHLAND TERRIER HAS LEARNT FROM DONALD TRUMP AND WHAT HE IS GOING TO DO ABOUT IT I could describe in a book what I have learnt from President Donald J. Trump. It would not be classified as intellectual. Behavioural might be a more appropriate word. It would serve no purpose toContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: WHAT A SEVEN-MONTH-OLD WEST HIGHLAND TERRIER HAS LEARNT FROM DONALD TRUMP AND WHAT HE IS GOING TO DO ABOUT IT”

Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom: “RORY ADMITS TO SLEEPING AROUND AND IS PROUD OF IT”

RORY ADMITS TO SLEEPING AROUND AND IS PROUD OF IT I have been sleeping around and I’m proud of it! It can’t be a macho thing as some of you may be snickering about as you may recall I lost my “manhood” one month ago. Some of you should be ashamed of yourself with yourContinue reading “Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom: “RORY ADMITS TO SLEEPING AROUND AND IS PROUD OF IT””

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: “ARE THERE ANY DOGS IN FILM I ADMIRE, PERHAPS EVEN MYSELF!”

ARE THERE ANY DOGS IN FILM I ADMIRE, PERHAPS EVEN MYSELF! There can be no doubt Bob’s classic novel “Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog” adapted into two Walt Disney films of the same name is at the pinnacle of canine film perfection. I mean the film is a favorite of children and their parents throughoutContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: “ARE THERE ANY DOGS IN FILM I ADMIRE, PERHAPS EVEN MYSELF!””

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: I AM A THREE PEE TYPE OF GUY

I AM A THREE PEE TYPE OF GUY Bob was ecstatic yesterday. On my morning walk I peed three times. Usually it is once and on a rare occasion twice but three times! I am delighted Bob is so happy about this but isn’t this “Much Ado About Nothing”? I will admit as the snowContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: I AM A THREE PEE TYPE OF GUY”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: “RORY IS THE KING OF THE HILL”

RORY IS THE KING OF THE HILL Bob reviews films prior to their theatrical release. Let me correct that. He used to review films until I arrived at the doorstep of his life in early November 2025. Since then, he has reviewed one film in a three-month period. I have enriched his life by liberatingContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: “RORY IS THE KING OF THE HILL””

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: “FROM THE WHITE ROCKET TO THE WHITE TURTLE”

FROM THE WHITE ROCKET TO THE WHITE TURTLE Bob has noted my speed when chasing squirrels. I can run like the wind and have great dexterity. My winter walks were always brisk and we could always get from A to B Lickety Split. Now our walks have slowed down. The snow is shrinking exposing wonderfulContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: “FROM THE WHITE ROCKET TO THE WHITE TURTLE””

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: LIBERATION DAY: NAKED BEFORE THE QUEEN: LOSING A BODY PART

LIBERATION DAY: NAKED BEFORE THE QUEEN: LOSING A BODY PART Bob mentioned to me in his law school days one of his professors told his class the utmost honesty was a must for Canadian lawyers. If you ever had to explain yourself just imagine you were standing naked before the Queen! Monarchist dribble by today’sContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: LIBERATION DAY: NAKED BEFORE THE QUEEN: LOSING A BODY PART”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: “CONFESSIONS OF A CONEHEAD!

CONFESSIONS OF A CONEHEAD! Finishing my conehead imprisonment after my newtering. I don’t feel new? Tomorrow at high noon, like in some Western film my cone will be removed! Yippee!! I was about to say imagine if you had a cone on your head like me! But you are human so how could you understand.Continue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: “CONFESSIONS OF A CONEHEAD!”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: OF COURSE I HAVE IMPROVED MASTER BOB’S QUALITY OF LIFE!

OF COURSE I HAVE IMPROVED MASTER BOB’S QUALITY OF LIFE! I mean it is so obvious I have made Bob’s life better. He enjoys the challenge of waking up between 05:30 and 06:00 to “put me out”. He so enjoys an early start to the day! And falling asleep with me on the bed afterContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: OF COURSE I HAVE IMPROVED MASTER BOB’S QUALITY OF LIFE!”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: WHAT’S IN A NAME!

WHAT’S IN A NAME! My name is Rory Dylan Stephen. On my Canadian Kennel Club Certificate of Registration my name is Rory of Arendale 2ND. My father is Kozo’s Gunther. My mother’s name is Ardendale’s Scottish Lass. When I am serious trouble my name is RORY. When I am in very serious trouble my nameContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: WHAT’S IN A NAME!”